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Quote by infinite_sky
Hi Baa,
What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?
Oh my ... Look who's back ... My first ever crush on SH ... My own little Winnie Cooper
Welcome back gorgeous ... You know I'd never walk out on you
Lend me your ears and ill sing you a song ... I will probably be out of key :karaoke::karaoke:
Master of Sex
Wonders ... Will there be any need for advice in 2013 ?????
Anyone Game ????? :silly:
Master of Sex
Quote by infinite_sky
Dear Baa
We have a housemate, who is, to put it mildly, pissing me off with his laziness and lack of cleanliness in the house.
How do I get him to tidy up after himself?
Please give me your most creative suggestions
Dear Sky ... very interesting dilemma you have there ... first what is worse the laziness or cleanliness ?? well perhaps one leads to another ....
Seems like you have adopted a man child oh how I do feel for you in this situation. This is very tricky indeed and there are indeed a number of alternatives ....
Let's start with the first .. treating the man child exactly for what he is ... from my limited experience I believe time outs are no longer in vogue but positive reinforcement is in. Find out what motivates this person ... being lazy this may be difficult but the natural candidates that spring to mind in this instance are ... TV ... beer ... sport on tv ... beer with sport on tv .... so maybe roll out the kiddies star chart and give him a star for doing the right thing and show the ultimate reward ...
Perhaps not ... setting a lazy man's reward with a trip to the couch could just magnify the situation. So here is option two .. the limitation of freedom ... start setting boundaries in the house .. no I don't mean getting out the chalk .. let him enter only necessary areas until he starts to improve his behaviour .. at least the other areas will be clean and out of reach .. make sure to exclude some of the good/fun areas too such as the TV room.
Number three .. financial pain .. charge him the going rate for an external cleaner ... raise his rent contribution.
Number four ... the ultimatum ... set it out straight .. say what you want .. and give a date ... no improvement kick his arse to the kerb .. at least he knows what to expect if he doesn't improve ...
Or perhaps number 5 ... hook him up with a girl .. play cupid and ship him off
number 6 ... find out if he has a phobia and play on that fear
and if all else fails .... plan to move but don't tell him .. plan the move day when he is out or busy .. and when he returns ... problem solved
... and remember you can always invite me around for an in house consultation ;)
Hope this helps ....
Master of Sex
Quote by infinite_sky
ahahahahaha
well it seems he is scared of me so when i say i am having a bad day he goes and buys himself some gloves and starts washing the dishes... perhaps i shall get my bacon today
Who uses gloves to wash ... Break a nail will he lol
Or is it the eczema excuse ;)
Master of Sex
Quote by Bunnings
is on here cheating - not just with one, but with many - including risky sex, would you tell his wife?
telling his wife will probably break up their marriage (probably not much of one of he is behaving this way), but really hurt his wife and children.
BUT, is it unfair not to protect her from the possibilities of diseases etc?
Do you just rely on the notion of "she will find out anyway" and not interfere?
Could you tell her for me?
If you really know it can be a very uncomfortable piece of information to deal with .... how to deal with it can also be cause for concern ...
The questions are how well do you know this person ... how certain are you of the facts ... do you know the wife well enough or at all ....
The "right thing to do" would be to act in the best interests of the innocent and protect against further potential risk .. pain today may in fact be less than in the future ...
But is it for you to tell .. how would you approach her .. and what consequences for you?
My advice is to pass the onus to him .. let him know that he has a choice to come clean or you have no option ...
you can walk away but this may linger in your mind .. unfair to you also to know this ...
Would I tell her for you .. I personally would find away if I knew him or her ... others may chose a different path and to those I cannot lame blame .. the only person of guilt is the cheating husband ... he brings this to you and ultimately hurt to those around him .. no good will come of this in the end
Dear Dr. Baa
Is it fair to say that making Meet and Greets happen successfully is one of your many special skills? Is there any key knowledge you can share with us about optimising attendance and ensuring everyone has a good time? Would you have any tips and tricks to pass along, an FAQ maybe, or perhaps even a related thesis?
The concept is an outdoor venue, complete with the type of BBQ and toilet/shower facilities you find at many camping grounds nowadays, nearby a beautiful clothing optional beach, so there is plenty of planning time before the weather permits.
Cheers,
Tex
Master of Sex
Quote by Tex2262
Dear Dr. Baa
Is it fair to say that making Meet and Greets happen successfully is one of your many special skills? Is there any key knowledge you can share with us about optimising attendance and ensuring everyone has a good time? Would you have any tips and tricks to pass along, an FAQ maybe, or perhaps even a related thesis?
The concept is an outdoor venue, complete with the type of BBQ and toilet/shower facilities you find at many camping grounds nowadays, nearby a beautiful clothing optional beach, so there is plenty of planning time before the weather permits.
Cheers,
Tex
Hmmm the ol' meet and greet .. did I ever tell you that the first meet and greet I organised was at a bar on a Saturday night that was closed .. well let's quickly digress.
Here are my tips:
- Make sure you have a post on the let's meet forum .. get the mods to turn it into a sticky for you
- Get into the chat rooms and start talking about it and letting people know
- don't over do step 2 ;)
- email those that you know will come
- try to get support from couples you know who can also spread the word .. as a single guy this is important
- give people lot's of notice
- pick a good venue ... of course make sure it is open
- make sure the meeting place is not too confrontational .. caters to the majority
- pick central location .. easy to park or get to with transport
- potentially have a place that has accommodation close by ... some people would like this
- keep positive
- don't assume everyone who says they will go will go .. especially single guys
- more couples than singles attend
- make sure you have a clear meeting place at the venue otherwise you spend some part of the night looking for each other
- outdoor venue is not a bad idea but yes you would need an alternate venue if the weather turns
- remember some people are shy so a nude beach may turn off a lot from coming
- have fun with it
Well if anyone else has some tips chime in ... good luck .. it's hard work if you do it right .. nerve wracking up until the first people show up .. bu rewarding
Orgasminator
Nametage!!!N Nametags are wonderful, they help people find others, especially if you write your username and not your real name, then you have the choice of whether you go with your online name or actual. Also helps you not hit on members of the general public And it also means you can identify others from the group without having to ask embarrassing questions.
not only have a meeting place, but have it marked clearly - last one I went to, if someone I knew was not outside the pub when I turned up I would never have found them. They said the meet would be marked by blue and white balloons - yep, one of each was tied to a chair.
A central meeting place that stays open late, and if you can organise a section of the venue as a designated 'SH area' that is also good, sometimes pubs have function rooms, and this is a bonus, bit if not, then nametags are a great thing to have.
And it also means you can identify others from the group without having to ask embarrassing questions.
not only have a meeting place, but have it marked clearly - last one I went to, if someone I knew was not outside the pub when I turned up I would never have found them. They said the meet would be marked by blue and white balloons - yep, one of each was tied to a chair.
A central meeting place that stays open late, and if you can organise a section of the venue as a designated 'SH area' that is also good, sometimes pubs have function rooms, and this is a bonus, bit if not, then nametags are a great thing to have. 
Master of Sex
Good luck ... I never forget a shout ;)
Master of Sex
New year and so little to say or ask ... I think I'll take a break from all of this ...
A hiatus from chat may do me some good ...
For now I shall be lurking around in the forums or answering the infrequent email ...
Of course I'll stay abreast of what's going on but perhaps my manwhore status may have be downgraded.
I've managed to tick so many things of my list ... Some that weren't even on there to start with
Met some great people ... Great friends made too ... Who I shall keep in contact offline
But alas I need to refresh my ideas and head into the wilderness to find a challenge ...
I'm not gone just slightly invisible ... I've had fun no doubt ...
Beware when I do return there will be some catching up to do ...
For now adieu
Quote by baabaa5I am 56 good looking woman sexy huge sexual urges , I travel a lot overseas with work and can never find a guy here to have a serious relationship with, as I am open minded love sex while away and like more than one partner at a time to sometimes bi too why cant guys be mine here ill let them have there fun while I am away and at home we can enjoy a huge sex life with each other or share with couples guys or girls it seems a no brainer but no luck jules xx
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Master of Sex
I am 56 good looking woman sexy huge sexual urges , I travel a lot overseas with work and can never find a guy here to have a serious relationship with, as I am open minded love sex while away and like more than one partner at a time to sometimes bi too why cant guys be mine here ill let them have there fun while I am away and at home we can enjoy a huge sex life with each other or share with couples guys or girls it seems a no brainer but no luck jules xx
Jules .. oh the lament ... I have been on here so long and heard so much of the unicorn ... the mysterious single female but alas you exist. And to think that you are finding it difficult to meet someone ...
Well I have this advice ... perhaps it's now time for me to hang up the advice line and pass the baton onto someone more deserving ... I've had so much fun over the years answering all these questions but alas I've found my calling as a pure unadulterated manwhore ....
jules .. i have seen your posts quite frequently and I am in no doubt you have your share of fun ... perhaps dip your toes into the chat pool and switch on a cam ... try something new ...
Jules .. oh the lament ... I have been on here so long and heard so much of the unicorn ... the mysterious single female but alas you exist. And to think that you are finding it difficult to meet someone ...
Well I have this advice ... perhaps it's now time for me to hang up the advice line and pass the baton onto someone more deserving ... I've had so much fun over the years answering all these questions but alas I've found my calling as a pure unadulterated manwhore ....
jules .. i have seen your posts quite frequently and I am in no doubt you have your share of fun ... perhaps dip your toes into the chat pool and switch on a cam ... try something new ...
Master of Sex
Farewell sticky post 
Sexlightened
well that is a hot ass that we have not seen for some time... Hi 2B
Master of Sex
Hey 2b ... hi dynamite xx
Sexlightened
hi baabaa5
Sexlightened
hi Dex... How have you been?
Master of Sex
Quote by Dex14
hey Baa we remember that meet n greet you organised at the closed bar ??? but it turned into a fun night in the end, yes we have been here a while..... Hi 2b and dynamite ??
Remember it very well Dex ... the good ol days
The start of my manwhore journey .. albeit at a closed bar
period. Is that true of most women?
Sexpert
they're 3 days you can have a lot of fun in. Creampies are our preferred at these times.
Master of Sex
I had a question from a shy young lass which was causing her some embarrassment so I thought I’d resurrect the advice line to lend a hand.
The question was “what is the best way to remove cum from my gorgeous dark locks “
Now this indeed is quite tricky and I hazard to guess that this situation was due to your initial inability to rotate at the right angle and avoid said contact.
Firstly I do offer yoga and massage tuition to ensure that neck flexibility is maintained hence avoiding this problem in future. Please book at the normal 1800 manwhore number
Now for the cure options. Let me state this first. Unless you want streaks in your hair do not mix cum and vinegar. I repeat no vinegar.
The obvious solution is a mixture or warm water and solvol. If that can get rid of the grease from my hands after a workout in the shed then this works a treat. Shred some flakes into warm water and generously rinse through hair.
A more elaborate technique is to use Decore shampoo and only Decore. Why you ask it’s because the jingle you must sing as you wash stimulates your natural oils in your scalp which help to break down the cum.
Now finallly if all else fails I need to insist on a personal visit. Only with trial and error can we find a solution. Each hair type is different and so you must find the one that works for you.
Ahh it’s good to be back helping those in need. Albeit for a short time.
Adios Dr Baa
