TOP OF THE LIST

Ok .. Time for a refresh of the list .. removed some duds .. removed some which have been ticked off .. and here is an updated list .. in reality probably a smaller achievable list ...

Also thought I'd add the soundtrack of my life to date ...

And of those of you in need of advice ... Check out my advice line sticky in the general forum

Updated List :

- Have a genuine Japanese nuru massage .. if you don’t know what this is google it
- Experience sex with a woman who squirts ... have seen it but never in real life ... how does this work? (TICK)
- Be an extra on a porn movie .. no i don’t want to be in the movie but want a cheesy line in one ... and to see what goes on
- Be tied to a chair and forced to watch a girl masturbate in front of me ... no sex for me ... girl can touch and tease but i want to see if she can make me come with the site and smell of sex alone .. a bit like tantric sex but with a twist
- Fuck a mod .. or two
- Have a marathon sex session in a 5 star hotel ... ordering room service and never putting on a stitch of clothing ... plenty of expensive drinks and meals ... spa .... reason for this is that I travel a lot for work and associate hotels with work .. need to change that idea ... sex therapy i call it
- Enroll in sex addicts anonymous and see if i can cause trouble
- Find a sexual muse -- don’t know what that means but sounds good
- be the object of a sexual infatuation - not crazy psycho style ... well maybe
- be invited to be a masseuse to a couple and turn them on enough for them to want more ... if only i had good hands
- make a home movie that is semi-professionally done .. script .. good camera work and lighting etc ... now trick is to find someone who wants to film it .. oh yes and importantly wants to be in it with me .. no takers i guess
- Meet at least one couple or female from each state (PARTIALLY DONE)
- Have fun with a sexy woman .. dressed in a hot school girl outfit .. mmmm
- Take a day of work and spend it naked and in bed with a very horny couple .. trying to tick a few of the above off
- Have a sexy girl come to my work and pretend to be a recruitment agent ... invite her into a meeting room ... and dare I say conduct a serious interview .. credit to mrs kbh for the idea

Erin .. can you please help me with my list ... I'll be forever in your debt 

Soundtrack to my life:

The number #1 song when I was born was Want Ads by Honey Cone .. what a start to a life less ordinary .. one year earlier and it could have been The Long and Winding Road by the Beatles .. alas not to be so I thought I’d at least choose the songs for the rest of my life :

Here goes ….

The 70’s ….

Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan
Moondance - Van Morrison
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Riders On the Storm - The Doors

The 80’s

When Doves Cry – Prince
Reckless – Australian Crawl
I Touch Myself – Divinyls
Don’t You Forget about Me – Simple Minds
Total Control – The Motels

The 90s

Enter Sandman – Metallica
Black Hole Sun – Soundgarden
Wonderwall – Oasis
Creep – Radiohead
Good Riddance – Green Day

The 00s

Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon
Back to Black – Amy Winehouse
Mr Brightside – The Killers
Fix You – Coldplay
Take Me Out – Franz Ferdinand

And Oops I forgot ... NO SINGLE MALES ... I always wanted to have that on my profile .. makes me feel at home

... PS .. or any multiple of the guys .. one, two three or more lol

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Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire