Some quick stuff right up the top so you don't have to scroll far.

Anyone looking for NSA, please keep looking, I'm all about the strings.

AT THE MOMENT I AM NOT LOOKING, JUST TALKING IN THE CHATROOMS. I HAVE A FUCK BUDDY I AM HAPPY WITH.

No single guys. If I am interested I will call you.

If you couldn't be fucked filling out your profile, then I can't be fucked talking to you, let alone meeting.

No one under 30 please, Not playing with someone young enough to be my spawn.

No photo - no meet

If your partner doesn't know, I don't don't want to know either.

Please don't send a friend request if you haven't spoken to me at least once in chat. It will be disregarded. I you do want to friend me, send me a message with a bit about yourself - some profiles in here are pretty scarce on details. And photos of faces. I like to know who I am talking to. Thanks.

Also, I don't like hair in my food, and hope you don't either.

I'm a rock chick and love going out to see live music. I also like tattoos, piercings and motorbikes (although I only have two out of the three) I love to support our local rock/metal bands.

I work at a large fish importer, we import, quarrantine and send out aquarium fish to businesses Australia wide.

One thing though, smoking is a definite deal breaker. I'm severely allergic and end up in hospital if I hang with smokers. Sorry. And I'm not into watching sports. If I'm not doing it, I'm not interested.

If you send me a message with 'Hi, how ya doing' then it's quite possible I won't respond. If you want me to respond, give me something to respond to! Tell me some of your hobbies, what you're looking for, what pets you have, c'mon I'm worth more than one sentence.

I like Z grade movies. The tackier the better. If you can quote from The Princess Bride, Tremors, Sars Wars, Joe's Apartment, The Dark, One Eyed Monster, The Blob, or any movie with Bruce (or even know who The Chin is) contact me.

I like to spend my weekends going to metal/rock gigs, taking photos at the local wrestling, watching TV or just hanging about and doing not much at all.

I am OK with married/partnered people, but if you are married and your partner DOES NOT KNOW you are looking for extra curricular activities thenIe am not interested. I WILL ASK FOR VERBAL CONFIRMATION FROM YOUR PARTNER