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melbcpl01
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 58
Bi-curious Female, 59
0 km · Melbourne

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awsome a meet at train station must not have a car and needs public transport lol
Quote by Funtimes4_all
Good if you want to meet fatties

And whats so wrong with meeting "fatties" as you put it ? please do tell
Quote by TemptedTwo
What on earth is onion sex ?

Sex so bad it makes you cry. lol
rofl yes why didnt we think of that
Quote by hard24seven
Who wants to meet n have onion sex and I'm not talking bout at bunnings BBQ

What on earth is onion sex ?
We find you can get whispers and if your in main chat room and you politly say we will chat but in the main room you never hear from them again , so not brushing them off as you do offer to chat with them in main chat but they never say boo , so what ever they have to say can not be too important anyway
If a location is made and a glory hole made would be best to keep the location to PM's only , after all its considered vandalism to go drilling a hole in a door of public property , not to mention the boys in blue and other unwanted attendees may turn up looking to spoil the fun Just imagine how many guys would be turning up if they know a female will be at a certain glory hole at a set time , be lke going to the footy on a Saturday afternoon
its a very small cinema up stairs has about 4 or six lounge chairs and a couple of normal kitchen type chairs up the back , from all accounts the chick on the counter of late has a attidude problem with single guys going in so we have read on another site generaly a very quiet cinema
Quote by TemptedTwo
Are you sure it was a couple or lady ? could have been a tranny or xdresser lol

Owning up to something there melbcpl01? rotflmao
LOL dam it is that where mr left it , wrong side of town for us , we have a bigger club x within walking distance on our side of town
For orgies watch the commercial section someitmes you will find when events are being held and always keep an eye on the forums you never know when something maybe posted , as for the wife swap part of the list and being single you may need to find a lady and get married for that one ;-) Alsao google can bring up things you least expect type what your looking for and you location can sometimes bring resaults eg adult parties brisbane as a example You have some good clear pic up that should help you aswell Good luck Melbcpl01
Quote by aussiemick12
thanks to the couple or lady who left the black g string in the cinema! very useful....if your on this site pm me please lol

Are you sure it was a couple or lady ? could have been a tranny or xdresser lol
We like this bit from ultraAngels prev post can eat as much pussy as I can until my jaw is sore and give her as much rod as she can take but, if she won't cum at all then there not a lot I can do. Simple answer is you must not be doing it right then if you fail to make her cum , if she has argeed and met up with you then she is there for her enjoyment , ever think its you not pushing the right buttons and no fault of hers You can go down and eat as much pussy as you like or give her as much "rod' as she can take but if YOU miss the sweet spots thats no fault of hers
Quote by nythingoes
Do have an online application or is this one of those invite to apply only things? Are there any tafe courses one can do to become more qualified? I drive a Subaru WRX STi does this mean as i have an STi i am not able to apply? Can i have my lawyer look over the paper work first?

You drive a Subaru WRX STi mate your off the OP's booking list for sure , dont you just wish you got that Subaru Outback now lol
Think 90 days is a bit short to delete pofiles that hav not been used , but there could be valid reason as to why . 12 months no activity then the profile should be automaticly deleted or a message sent to the member that the profile will automaticly be deleted if not logged into within x number of days Melbcpl01
It also amazes us how the OP expects the female to soley take care of contraception while he ignores it for his own pleasure , Just shows how selfish the OP is in his ways
So your happy to go bare back with a woman if she has been tested , what about if she caught something the next day after her test that would not show , and what about her getting pregenant ? Avoiding condom use is not very smart at all (in fact just plain stupid) so we ask how is that smart sex ?? Why do the others have to supply pics first , if your the one looking to get noticed by them maybe you should be the one supplying the pics first and your telling others how many pics and how many angles they must supply pics off maybe your trying to build up a collection of other peoples photos for your self Seriously after reading all that we do wish you the best of luck your going to need it
Quote by Dave_in_Preston
Have myself seen/met a couple at coburg club X.

We were saying we havnt heard of any does not mean any havnt been there , just you hear a lot more about couples at TT club X so more of a chance there maybe because its a larger cinema
never heard of any couples gong to either club x just gay guys , TT maybe a better option to try
my eyes hurt after trying to read that , anyone that can work that mess out deserves a gold medal :giveup:
Quote by kazandmick
oi .. i got venetians in our ford flipa :flipa: lol

We have a pair of Venetians in our Ford , they are white to hide the stains lol
Quote by TonyDo
Hi all,
My wife is having some back pain so I am looking to give her a treat, a sensual full body massage. Guys and girls, please let me know if you can help out, thanks!
Tony

If she is having back pain maybe better to see a specialist and or be refered to someone who can help , the last thing you /she would want is someone not knowing fully what they are doing and making it worse , once your backs stuffed its stuffed
Melbcpl01
Quote by kittytamer
hi all dose anyone know if clubx will be opened on the 28th of this month .and if they are going and at what time .

What club X there are hundreds of stores across the country , a location of which store your interested in finding out about may just help a little wink
Quote by bbinder
...Julia Gillard - she screwed me so it seems only fair.....hump

And Tony Abbott is screwing you even harder so he must be on your celeb fuck list aswell lol
Quote by mainline1979
any holes between Melbourne and Heathcote? any other roadside fun to be had?
Travelling this afternoon, any recommendations appreciated!

The parking bay on left just past Kal Kallo we understand gets a bit of MM fun
Quote by tryingones
wife and l like to watch and de watched . please let us no if any middle age couple is interested. ONLY COUPLES

Sounds interesting guys have sent you a PM ;-)
think the 1 till 4 pm option is the best especialy for the Sunday , and also what side of town your planning it as people may need to cross town and can be an hour travel on it own each way
Quote by elanjacobs
Saturday / Sunday daytime would be best suited to us

Due to the horrible inconvenience of that thing called 'work', I would think that Sat/Sun would better suit a lot of people.
exactly that swear word starting with a W that we shall not repeat makes it hard for a lot of people , where as a daytime party on weekends would be more suited and would leave the evening for other social things that may crop up