Baabaa
How can a sweet innocent girl guard against temptation in this crazy sex filled world?
I fear it will drive me insane.
Interesting dilemma we have there Deux. I'm not sure whether looking like Benji is a good or bad thing. Well I'm sure he has his fans so I'll take it as a compliment. No relationship there and no baa does not equal sheep and in turn equal NZ.
As for being a half or hooker well I've been called both before. The key to survival in this mean old world is versatility. Especially with the competition and salary cap you need to be able to have the silky guile of a half and at times the crafty gameplay of a hooker.
I hope this advice helps you in your search for the greater meaning ;)
Well Deux a nuru massage ( I should try typing when Im not drinking) is a sensual and erotic Japanese style massage
"The word nuru comes from the Japanese language and it's meaning is "slippery". The nuru massage uses a special gel which is made from deep seaweed and is colourless, tastless, and extremely slippery and smooth. The nuru gel is very cool and comfortable when you apply it to your skin, when getting a nuru massage the masseuse will rub your entire body with the nuru nuru and slide on you for a perfect body to body massage."
As you can imagine when you combine massage, slippery and sensual you have the recipe for a wonderful time ...
I'd be willing to demonstrate if you need further information ... but be warned it can be extremely addictive and not for everyone .. I take bookings and first 5 customers are free .. the rest have the ability to cash in bonus redemption points which are earned from other areas of my available services ;) .....
....... conditions apply etc ..... blah blah blah :twisted:
Baa, we have a problem.
When we wake up in the morning Gaz always has a , ermmm, morning glory and Sheba wants to put it to good use but we have to be at work.
What should we do
Oh ... Sheba count yourself as part of the lucky crew .. for everyone with a problem like this dont even tell me about the ones who suffer in silence with erectile issues .... the amount of calls I get for this ... HELLO!
I also have a remedy which Im sure Gaz will be happy to hear of ... well its called compensatory sex ... its what I offer my clients with special needs and those who have issues with their lifestyle ...
put simply .. Gaz you need to keep having sex all night until you no longer have these morning problems ... no you are probably saying that you already do ... key here is persistence my friend .. keep at it .. get a helping hand if needed ... key is to over index in this area ... to point of exhaustion!
and Sheba ... you have to work on this too ... I can offer my side services to get in practice if required
If all else fails I'm sorry but the job has to go :jagsatwork:
Hi Baabaa,
We were recently at Saints & Sinners in Melbourne, violating unsuspecting strangers.
Whilst walking around the place at about 4am, we passed between a pair of rather tall, hunky looking drag queens. One of them felt my (shapely, if I don't mind saying so myself) arse and smiled at me.
As a Saints & Sinners virgin, I don't know what this means. Was I rude in simply smile and continuing walking?
Thanks in anticipation,
Mr Ajsydney
AJ I have had to swot up on this topic.
Was the problem your inexperience at S&S or with trannies? Suspecting it was the later however I do remember mmmm.
Well I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and give you my best full proof advice.
Firstly as a good ass owner you have to expect the occasional pinch and yes a smile should be your default reaction.
In this scenario I believe that you did lead them on. Unless of course you were interested in more I suggest you need to control the default instinct. To do this effectively get those bottomless chaps on (the ones you wore at Mardi GRAS) and get some walking practice on Oxford street. It will sort you out quick smart ;). If that doesn't work a visit to the tool shed should fix it up guaranteed.
Don't say I don't care.
Baabaa, i need your advice. I have a biting addiction that i perform whilst in the throw of orgasm. My poor unaware victims don't know what hit them till its all over and they are covered in bite marks (some of them have scarred!!).. Can you tell me, oh wise one, how to cure this addiction so i don't get a bad biting reputation??
Lindy I may have bitten off a little more than I can chew here (pardon the pun)
I'm a little biased on this topic and as a good practitioner of advice I have to disclose that I don't mind a little bite. Some of my wildest nights have drawn a trickle of claret.
But I'm a professional and here to help. Golden rule is don't get into a situation where you are orgasming in the 69 position. There is no cure or recourse here.
Second rule is to always have your pillow handy and bite down as required. Again practice makes perfect. On second thoughts forget that.
Third suggestion is that you grow to accept this behavior and embrace it. There are things which we sometimes cannot change. Deep seated primal instincts that to suppress only causes long term damage. More damage than any little bite can do.
As for reputation better to have one than not ;) I say.
i am currently involved with a girl that knows a few of my old friends and there have been rumours going around lately that i have been cheating on her i have not been and wouldnt even think about it... Sorry but i didnt know where else to go for some advice. How can i reassure her my heart is hers and i would never hurt her? And how do i get her to stop listening to bulls**t?
Well sometime no matter how you try rumors get started and you have deal with them one way or another.
All I can say is that if you have nothing to hide then you should not be worried. At the end of the day the truth always comes out whether you like it or not
I guess it's strange to ask such a deep question from a swingers advice line but look in the worse case scenario you can be welcomed back into the world of swinging.
thanx =) it helped nd gave me a smile
why is nerd sex so appealing?
2b or not 2b, baa, I really need to know?
hey baa, this clown i know is helping me with a mmf 3some, he wants me to help him with his ffm 3some fantasy, but im not into the girl on girl thing, what shal i do, please help me oh great baa, lol
Why is petrol in the UK so expensive?
Why is SH Australia so far away?, come to that why is Australia so far away?
Why did the clocks in the UK go back one hour and now I am up and the day has not yet started?
Do Australians like to shag more than their UK counterparts?
Thats what they tell the public ;)
Oh wise and worldly baa!
I think I need help! I spend a lot of time travelling on trains and find that I am constantly perusing the other passengers to see if there is a telltale sign that they may belong to the site. But alas, nothing has presented itself so far. These trips can be long and very boring and I often wonder if there is an equivalent to the mile high club for train travellers. These thoughts often leave me in quite a heightened state (many a time I have woken up with my hands between my thighs and breathing heavy, not ideal when the lights are on) and wondering who I could approach to relieve my frustration.
How do I choose, baa? What should I do? I am on the train again tomorrow and the dilemma is truly testing my inner strength.
Please baa, I await your words of wisdom!
Ms A
