One morning I was working on my motorbike when I get a message from my friend with benefits saying you need to open the gate at 1132am ( which I do from my phone through an app), I though thats interesting, so open the gate and as I see her approaching I close the gate as I don’t want any interruptions, I’m standing there thinking she’s driven down from Sydney on a whim that I was home, she got out of her 4x4 and walked u...