How the hell are yall whoevers reading this. We are an extremely happy couple consisting of a canadian male and aussie female (it just works).

He is the joker always making people laugh but knows how too be quite serious when he has too be.

She is the innocent looking evil one more toey then most guys but thats how it rolls.

We are looking too meet couples or singles for threesomes or what not but preferably couples.

So everyone knows we are smokers but we do brush our teeth, and we both have our nipples and genitals pierced and that seems too matter too people. Descression is a must

If we take the time an effort to msg you an your not intetested a " thanks but no thanks" is just polite. Not after time wasters.

Ps. The males is straight an not intetested in any bi guy stuff lol

Also pls do not send us friend requests if we have not chatted to you before as we will not accept it......

We have a car and motorcycle so yes we do travel on the occasional weekend or else you'll find us on here or at a pub or a beach skinny dipping.

We are sincere about meeting people and no matter how nice you might be, please no people on methemphetamines or what not, we're just not into that shit.

we've got a great sence of humour and are disease free and all the other shit and we're both fixed as well as in neutered and spayed.

and for that other line people put on here , yes we like making porn university of sydney or what not and you are not welcome and institution is not welcome too our photos unless we are contacted first and well paid so on that note, as jerry springer says

take care of yourself and each other.