I could start by telling you about myself by using all the usual cliches like down to earth, confident but sometimes shy at first, fun loving, genuine, blah, blah blah, but when you meet me you will be able to make those judgements pretty quickly. If we don't meet, well, what does it matter anyway?

What I will say is I'm happy to meet both single girls and couples.

I am not a time waster and don't have the time to have mine wasted either. If we agree to meet, I will be there.

I AM a SINGLE guy with nothing to hide.

I'm not here to look for a "serious" relationship. The only "serious" I'm looking for is a seriously good time!

I would love to find a partner in crime! We can rob banks together, flee to a deserted, sun-kissed island and organise massive parties!

Open to NSA or "one off" meets if that's your thing and can be discreet if needs be.

Someone that can challenge me and wants to be challenged as well would be great.

I don't think you can shock me but hey, you're welcome to take that as a challenge! (That said, two exceptions come to mind... PAIN doesn't do it for me and I won't have ANYTHING shoved up my ass! :) )

If you're new to this scene we can make this exciting journey anything we want it to be.

I have a few fantasies that I would love to play out, just like everyone else. What are they? Well, you don't expect me to give away everything yet do you?

Couples

I'm happy to meet couples on here and have no expectations of anything physical. If you feel that there is a way that I can help add to your relationship then I am all ears. My only rule is that I play straight.... the rest of the rules are all yours and will be followed and respected. I'm not pushy in any way. If you can make me feel welcome and comfortable with you, you will get the best out of me in return.

NO SINGLE GUYS.... well, every other profile seems to include this. Must be for a reason. ;)

P.S. I have 2 questions that I'm hoping you can help me with.

Firstly

Why would " Straight" males be checking out my profile?

Secondly (this needs a female perspective)

My mates and I debated the other day whether or not guys should shave?... To be clear, I'm not talking about faces. I'm certain I am with the majority on this one!

Cheers