Hi there Thanks for reading our profile.

We live in New Zealand and use this site for our occasional visits to Oz

*** Update - Male on his own is visiting Melbourne (Mooroolbark actually), until 25th November 2017.. open to ideas..  see my ad ***

First of all - NO SINGLE GUYS !! and please , no one-liner messages,

We are a happy loving horny couple in a very secure relationship who enjoy expanding our sexual horizons. We like to meet like-minded attractive sexy couples, single girls, and bi-girls for erotic sexy fun...

A relatively recent development for us is that G (the male half of us) has permission to play on his own with L's full knowledge and consent (which can be verified for those doubters amongst you!).. so if that could be of interest...

He is straight but bi-comfortable. She is very bi-sexual and loves to play with both.

We are only interested in well-groomed genuine sincere honest discreet and trustworthy people, and not into single males. We prefer to get to know those we choose to share fun with and maybe even to develop a sexy erotic friendship together, but this is not necessarily an absolute and need not hinder good wholesome fucking...

We enjoy dining out and drinks with friends, and we'd like to think that friendships could potentially become be a part of any norty relationships we may develop. We enjoy good company and have a great sense of humour (some may say a little warped at times...) and having fun and a good laugh is what life is all about!

With people we trust we enjoy all kinds of safe play - sexy outfits, toys, mild bondage (shackles, cuffs, costumes), DP and anal. Foreplay and sensuality are important to us, and of course, we love oral.

Normally we would play together, though that may depend on how well we both know the other person/people involved We are active fit and healthy and we are not easily shocked

Online contact will primarily be with G (he does all the hard work, but for our mutual benefit). Our first meeting will usually be social only - casual, relaxed and friendly drinks or a meal at a nice cafe or restaurant. We like to ensure there is the right degree of mutual attraction, compatability and chemistry for all We do not like 'one-liner' messages. Communication is important to us in order to develop an understanding of those we may wish to take things further with.

Of course absolute discretion is both expected and assured

We are not interested in single males - sorry.

We are looking for attractive sexy people of a similar outlook who would like to enjoy some sexy fun with us - couples or girls who are interested in sexy flirtatious chat and fun, play, touching, same room sex, partner sharing and swapping, or multiple partners. Ideally for us, but not a prerequisite, is that the girls we meet have some degree of bi interest. We are visually driven initially having little interest in overweight people, and we prefer non-smokers.

We are not interested in single males - sorry.

And finally...

How about a rough guide to swinging.. (courtesy of a cool cpl's profile on another site! Thanks)

Everything you needed to know about the lifestyle.. You learnt in kindergarten:

1. TAKE TURNS

2. AS SOON AS YOU TELL A SECRECT, ITS NOT ONE ANY LONGER

3. YOURE ONLY BIG (OR LITTLE) UNTIL SOMEONE BIGGER (OR LITTLER) COMES ALONG

4. ANYTHING CAN BE A TOY

5. MAKE UP THE RULES AS YOU GO ALONG

6. GIGGLE OFTEN

7. MORE IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER

8. BE SILLY SOMETIMES

9. ON THE PLAY GROUND YOU'RE EITHER CHASING OR BEING CHASED

10. JUST ENJOY THE RIDE

11. ONCE YOU'RE WET IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MUCH YOU GET RAINED ON

12. IF IT SMELLS BAD IT WILL PROBABLY TASTE THAT WAY TOO

13. IF IT HURTS, STOP DOING IT

14. PLAIN UNDERWEAR IS BORING

15. IF YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE REALLY SURE, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OFF THE TRAINING WHEELS

16. ITS NOT HOW MANY TOYS YOU HAVE, ITS HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAVE PLAYING WITH THEM

17. HELP YOURSELVES

18. REMEMBER WHO KISSES SLOPPY & WHEN YOU SEE THEM, WAVE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

19. INVITE YOURSELF OVER

20. DONT SQUEEZE THE GERBIL TOO HARD

21. TRADE FAIRLY

22. ASK IF YOU CAN PLAY TOO

23. MAKING YOUR BED IS A WASTE OF TIME

24. EVERY FLOWER SMELLS A LITTLE DIFFERENT

25. YOU CANT ALWAYS BE FIRST

26. IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR SAYING, WHISPER IT

27. YOU DONT HAVE TO OWN THE SWING TO ENJOY IT

28. TO MAKE A SEE-SAW ROCK YOU HAVE TO TAKE TURNS ON THE BOTTOM

29. DONT POP SOMEONE ELSES BUBBLE

30. CRAWLING STILL GETS YOU THERE

31. SQUEEZE THE TUBE SLOWLY, CUZ ONCE THE TOOTHPASTE IS OUT, ITS HARD TO GET BACK IN

32. IF YOU HAD FUN, LEAVE SOMETHING BEHIND

33. WEAR YOUR RAINCOAT