Back after a break.

One of the reasons we left was because Mrs O has had health issues which have caused some weight gain and problems with her voice, meaning she found it tough to engage (ie "flirt") with other couples. She tries her best though...lol

It's an ongoing condition, so if that causes you problems then please just ignore us.

We're looking for couples (although we wouldn't object to a single female either) and don't mind your orientation as long as you respect the fact the male here is straight (and the female is very bi! lol). Our preference is for people within 30-40 k's of our location.

We prefer a platonic meet first to ensure everyone is compatible. Please take it as a compliment and don't be offended if we send you a message and we're not really what you are looking for - it's not always easy to work that out from some of the profile but the fact that we have sent you a message just means that from our side we think we might click.

We value honesty highly, so please just be upfront about things :)

We really should put some new pics up and take down some of the older ones. The most recent were taken in the past 6 months, although some are now 3 or 4 years old, but hey, some of them were pretty good and make us feel good when we see them so you are just going to have to put up with them.

we are happy to meet anyone (who seems sane and friendly - although I guess asking for sane people is a bit of a cheek really, all things considered) for a coffee....but we only play together and lose interest very quickly if anyone is to suggest otherwise!

She likes to keep her options and can be greedy at times and want both male and female, but only if the feelings are reciprocated (so if you're female and straight she may drool, but she won't touch....ok?).

He's greedy, but only with the ladies (so if you're male and bi, you can drool but YOU can't touch....ok??)

Finally... just a hint to anyone who might want to contact us. That's if you've made it this far through my drivel.

The female half is the one you have to persuade (not really a surprise, is it? lol). Gain her trust and you are more than halfway there! :)

We Are Looking For

Someone who has read the words as well as looked at the pictures.

Yes. ALL the words. Especially the ones which say nice things about him. And her as well, I guess.

And people with a sense of humour

And patient

And hot!!!

And kind to animals and old, I mean mature, people

We're not "sizeist" (although we do like a good hug so if we can't get our arms around you, then we'll only sulk so it might be best not to contact us), racist, "heightist", ageist (that would be a good one wouldn't it!),or homophobic, but we are "cleanists" (yep, I just made that word up), and expect politeness and respect.

We do have a massive preference for non smokers, although if you smell really good then you will probably win us over, but we would still prefer you not to smoke around us.

In fact, we can safely say if you smell bad then you have no chance.

I guess you have to be pretty patient and tolerant too :)