We are a down to earth couple looking for a bi/straight male to join us in the bedroom for some hot horny times.

We have had our time wasted on many occasions, so in light of this PLEASE READ the points below and if all is good.... Msg us and we'll get the ball rolling. Wifey is waiting....

*Please dont contact us unless you have cock and face pics at the ready. We will return the favour.

*Please do not contact us if you do not intend on showing up.

*Please take time to consider what you are going to say in your reply. Brains are a turn on too you know :-) * EDIT* no one liners will be replied to.

At the moment we can only accommodate Fri through to Sunday.....

Contact us! We wont waste your time!