This happened about 20 years ago when Sophie and her girlfriend went to Great Keppel Island for the weekend. I was at a sporting carnival. Each year I would play tennis and Sophie would go to Keppel. Often, she went alone but sometimes she took a friend. When she went alone, it always ended up as a weekend of sin and sex … and, of course, a hot story for me when she got back. On this occasion, she went with her girlfriend...

Local government elections are coming up again in Queensland in a few months. The last one was truly memorable. Here’s the recount, which I wrote the following day... Sophie got fucked last night. We had local council elections and we went to a party for one of the candidates. I had to leave at 9.30 to pick up one of our daughters from work. I left her talking to Pat, a guy we knew from her work 20 years ago. Sophie looke...

There is something erotic about horse racing. Not the horses of course, but the dressed-up fillies track-side. On the Australian racing calendar, there is, of course, no bigger event than the Melbourne Cup. Cup day is a national event, with most race tracks in Australia hosting a race day. My wife, Sophie, always goes to Cup Day races in the regional city where we live. I had to work – it’s not a national holiday, unfortu...