Maybe the clock is wrong but this thread has been "up" for 9 hours and no replies?
If you were in Sydney I would consider replying as I fit all (bar one) of the selection criteria - all except the living alone bit.
Yeah I know you want 100% but I still would still give it a shot for the sheer excitment. Mind you I would expect to be knocked out at the first round. LOL.
I performed a similar role to a glamour spanish lady in the late 90's whose husband had a 9"+ member but he was wanting her to experience other things! She was rather happy. LOL.
Very well written advert BTW. Good luck.