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Hi everyone. I'm just looking for a good time. No strings attached, good ol fashioned fun. The sort your grandparents probably had in the hay shed when your great grandfather wasn't looking. I'm not terribly fussy about looks or body size, but a sense of humour and an adventurous spirit is important. I'm up for pretty much anything, and there's not much I haven't tried, but I don't limit myself to trying things just once in my lifetime. Except for brussell sprouts and cauliflower. Once was definitely enough. Also, make sure you grab the soy sauce when you make fried rice, and not worcestershire sauce. That's a mistake you only make once.

I'm very definitely a dominant type of bloke, and I do enjoy ropes, whips and getting rough, but not in that oh so trendy 50 Shades of Unrealistic Expectations kind of way. I've been a Dom for years, and I know how it really works. If you're a bored housewife looking for the whole Christian Grey fantasy, then you're in the wrong dungeon. Turn around. Go back.

If you're genuinely interested though, and are willing to push some boundaries safely, then I say come in, put this ring gag in your mouth, and just pop down onto your knees in that corner. I'll be right with you as soon as this episode of Blackadder is finished. Oh Baldrick... You and your cunning plans...

So. There it is. If you have any further questions, please feel free to ask, and you shall be answered honestly and promptly.

If you have any criticism or abuse, just pop a note into my suggeston box. It is ignored daily.