One Cunning Stunt here. Don't bother me unless you have a job and have up to date photos of yourself on here (or to send me). You must have been told by a few people that you are attractive and have half a brain - don't just guess this part yourself. If you have a wife or partner you must be free to meet up on Fridays or weekends without any hassle. You must have the ability to tell the time correctly and not be late when you agree to meet with me or I will walk. Also make an effort to look nice when you meet me - I sure as hell do - I'm not into you wearing thongs/jandals and shitty shorts /rough t-shirts etc. I'm intelligent, attractive, affectionate, married, professional working woman, with good sense of humour. Size 12 with awesome perky tits due a boob lift January 2014. Husband knows all I get up to and may be home when we meet to so if that freaks you then leave me alone. I am awesome - and yes, I have been told this by others as well as the fact that I have more than half a brain lol