SINGLE GUYS..........DONT FUCKING WHISPER WITHOUT ASKING!!!!!!!!

Single Guys: Strict criteria, no ifs, buts, maybes... be 50+, MUST live within an hour (no travelling salesman, no "im on holidays") and MUST play OUR WAY

NOTE: IF YOU MESSAGE AND 1) HAVE NO PICS AT ALL, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 2) IF YOU HAVE INCOMPLETE STATS ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 3) IF YOU HAVE NOTHING WRITTEN ABOUT YOURSELF, AND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. SIMPLY WASTING OUR TIME.

NOW THAT HAS BEEN SAID AND DONE, HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR

Hello, adventurous souls! We’re a playful couple from the beautiful countryside of Victoria, but don’t let our location hold you back! We frequently venture into Melbourne and love hosting getaways at our cozy retreat. If you’re after a country escape with a twist, we’ve got just the spot for some fun!

Meet Ms. Squirts, a 36-year-old bi bombshell who thrives on excitement and adventure. She adores being watched while indulging her playful side, especially when both her holes are stretched—yes, you heard that right! She’s had her taste of double penetration and can’t get enough of the pleasure it brings. Ideally, she’d love to connect with someone as bi as she is for some unforgettable play!

Mr. Flirts is all about having a dirty mind and revels in watching Ms. Squirts have the time of her life while enjoying the moment himself. We’re proud nudists who love hanging out at Sunland, embracing all things free-spirited and adventurous. While we may not classify ourselves as “hardcore swingers,” we’ve had our fair share of exhilarating experiences and loved every minute!

We’re primarily seeking COUPLES ONLY who are secure in their relationship and looking to spice things up together—no replacements here; just enhancement! Age, race, and size? Totally open! We believe that great vibes and captivating personalities are what truly matter.

And yes, for those interested males out there, we do have an additional invitation for a nude massage with Ms. Squirts—but be prepared! What happens next depends on how well you deliver! Just remember, if you reach out, include both a face pic and a body pic, and be ready to travel when it suits us. Failure to do so will unfortunately result in a block.

If you’re intrigued and still reading this, don’t hesitate to drop us a message! Let’s see where the adventure takes us! XXX FlirtsnSquirts