*Not BBW  (it was a newbie error)* *Not looking to meet couples right now*

*A guide to whispering me*

If you are absolutely compelled to whisper, please make sure you:

• Have verifications/comments/someone who can vouch for you who didn't create a profile yesterday
• Are under 45-ish
• Able to write a first line that is more than hi and yet leaves me with a little intrigue. Telling me your cock size, where you're from, and that you're on cam is NOT intriguing.
• Able to restrain yourself from sleazy comments about me or my pics - yes I'm naked, but no that isn't a licence to make creepy comments - if you can't get your head around the concept that women can be a) into NSA sex AND b) treated with civility then we will NOT get along.

Most of my comments etc. seem to have gone awry while I've been out of the country, but fear not I'm an actual woman and there's still a few people here who can verify that.

I'm pretty ruthless - so you'll probably get ignored/blocked/chastised if you can't read the above, or if you're prone to any of the following:

• Txt spk
• Messaging me to say you read my profile and that you don't fit one or more of my criteria but you decided to disrepectfully waste my time and chance your arm anyways
• Asking for pics when you've got none
• Being pushy
• Asking me "what are you into"
• Asking 'why' when I say I'm not interested, getting butthurt when I explain
• Talking about anything that doesn't fall into the realm of pleasant conversation - mentioning my juices or anal or what you'd like to do to me based on my pics doesn't exactly whip me into a conversational frenzy

Extra hard no to:

• Anti-vaxxers
• Libertarians, right wingers, anyone that uses SJW as a perjorative
• Fans of Joe Rogan/Jordan Peterson and the like
• Cheaters

Things I do like are:

• Smart, witty, switched on people
• Reading comprehension