Gents: please don't send me photos of your junk, erect or otherwise, unless specifically instructed to do so.

I like guys and girls pretty much the same - I am an equal opportunity fucker :p. I enjoy one on one sex and I generally like my sex on the rough and passionate end of the scales. I'm not interested in joining couples for threesomes. If you're a smoker, sorry I am really not interested. Safe sex is absolutely mandatory. I would be classed as a BBW - if you don't like bigger ladies, that's cool! But I am not the girl for you. Same goes if you don't like girls with pubic hair. And if you expect to receive oral but refuse to go down on a woman you can GTFO. 

Although I'm only looking for NSA, I do like to be able to have genuine conversations with those I fuck, so, would we get along? I lean heavily to the left of the political spectrum and enjoy sarcasm and weirdness.
(To be clear, that does not mean I want to talk politics with you - in fact I almost certainly don't. The disclosure of my left leaning proclivities is simply to give you an idea of the kind of person I am).

I would love to chat with you and see if we might be compatible, so please feel free to send me a message. I will get annoyed if you message me with nothing more than "hey, dtf?". Clearly I am, otherwise I wouldn't be on this site! The question is whether I am dtf you, so a little more info in your initial message would be very much appreciated and useful in helping me work that out.
Translation for those struggling: if your message doesn't amount to much more than "hi, let's have sex" I will be annoyed and either a) ignore you or b) be mean to you. No effort = no entry.

FYI - because I don't see the point of friend collecting, friend requests without messages are ignored. Also REALLY NOT interested in meeting people who have a girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever who doesn't know what they are doing. I am not interested in helping you cheat on your partner, move along! General rule: if you have a partner, and they don't play with you, you probably shouldn't contact me. Because I'm only going to think you're lying if you tell me they are totally cool with it.

Also, gentlemen, can I recommend you PLEASE reconsider your use of lynx deodorant? Nothing makes me lose my lady boner faster than kissing someone who smells like my angsty boyfriend from when I was 14.