We've been together for nine years and played on and off for most of that. We like to think we're slim, attractive, intelligent, creative, open minded, adjective, adjective, adjective and adjective, but we'll let you be the judge of that.

Lets get into some nouns. He could be described as a photographer, meditator, designer, hopeless yogi, and occasional writer. She could be described as a pole dancer, meditator, yogi, teacher, and occasional artist.

We enjoy good conversations, passionate people, great music, Woody Allen films, French Rose, Australian Merlot and New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. We dislike loud and obnoxious dance clubs, abrupt sounds in the middle of the night, arrogance or pigheadedness, and any kind of righteousness.

We will probably surprise you. As true as these words are they're but a feeble attempt at painting an unpaintable picture. They're hopelessly incomplete and utterly incapable of giving you any real sense of who we are as people. Our only hope is that there will be some on this site that use their sixth sense, look past these words and see something of who we are. And then are intrigued or attracted enough to want to learn more :)

We're only actively looking for couples, but are open to anyone who happens to turn us on. This will require more than a tight body or fat phallus. Please at least attempt to engage us on another level. We're not trying to be all mystical and mysterious here, we're just talking about common courtesy, and evidence of you having read our profile. We know this is a sex site, and yes she's gorgeous, but crude one liners or messages written in SMS shorthand will just be ignored.

There are uncensored face pictures of both of us in our private gallery. If we give you private gallery access, it means we've probably got enough in common to get along, but if we can't see who we're talking to then we're going to lose interest very quickly. If we can't see your face, we're going to assume the worst.

Single men: We're only interested if you're sexually open minded, very good looking, have a photogenic house (or are willing to pay for a nice hotel) and don't mind being photographed. A clear face picture is essential, and please, show respect for our relationship, evidence of an intellect, and a sense of humour when writing to us.