FIRSTLY - Please don't simply just ask us to be "friends" on here. Unless we know you or have met you, your request will be ignored. If you want to contact us send us a message, we don't bite.

We are a well presented, fun & open minded couple. We are into fun times & casual encounters. Not looking for anything complex, just sex. Would like a regular 'thing' with the right people. We are experienced & know exactly what we want. We will not waste your time & expect the same in return. Not everyone is attracted to each other, please do not get offended by refusal, we don't.

NON SMOKERS PLEASE - "occasionally" is still smoking. Don't lie, we can smell a smoker a mile away.

We are busy family people, so only play on weekends.

We are looking for well presented, fun & polite people looking for sex. We love meeting couples & ladies to see if we all get along.

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SINGLE GUYS - PLEASE READ BELOW - CAREFULLY !!!!!

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1. Sorry to sound vain, but Mrs just can't be with single guys who are shorter than her. She has tried but she finds it too weird.

2. NO SMOKERS - you guys just don't seem to understand, refraining is not being a non smoker. You can smell smoke for weeks. (we know from experience)

3. Mrs does not play alone with single males, so don't ask.

4. Only single guys between the ages of 30 - 50

You need to understand we are USING YOU for sex, nothing else. You are not providing anything that Mr can not, Mrs simply likes to have multiple guys when the urge arises.

We are still happy for potential guys to contact us, if you think you have that 'extra something' that will attract our attention we would love to hear from you.

You need to be the following;

- Able to supply a venue (we will not split a hotel with single males)

- A confident, nice honest person

- Someone that knows how to have fun

- Experience in MFM or groups is a plus.

- NON SMOKER (again) - don't lie as you can smell a smoker even after days of not smoking.

- Have a profile that is up to date & with some text (we can only make decisions based on your profile)

- We are not concerned with penis size, but please be honest. There is nowhere to hide when the action starts. Penis measurements should be taken from the pelvis bone, not the knee or any other part of the body, LOL. But seriously we have been lied to about this before, size is not a turn off - being LIED to is.

Guys don't bother contacting us if;

- Your profile does not have any text

- You can not send a message that consists of more than 15 words. Eg: "how are you?" or "I'm horny," do not apeal to us. It simply shows that you have no qualities that we are interested in.

- If you smoke or have smoked in the last 3 months.