I was once working as a hotel receptionist, checking people in and out, always wondering if the couple is here to screw the night away from the kids and just have a dirty weekend or the single businessman is in town for work and some side nooky, or the single bloke checking in to meet with his friend aka hooker. SO, one Monday afternoon was very quiet, a couple check's in, the husband stands there and the wife does all th...

Was walking along the beach at Pallaranda one afternoon to clear the head and get out for a bit. As I was walking an older lady stopped me and asked what the boxes are up on the hill were (meaning the gun shelters). I told her and said you can go in them. Well she got a bit excited and asked if you would get into trouble. I advised only if you're doing naughty things. We both laughed. She was quite good looking and in her...