grab a beer .coffee n cake and read on lol

ok FIRSTLY...DO NOT REQUEST TO BE MY FRIEND WHEN you HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED to me !
It's not automatic...I'm not adding random people! SO STOP ASKING!

I'm an Aussie woman with a warped sense of humour . If I can’t laugh at myself then life’s boring

with a new partner who may join in with me or wants to   happens if you're comfortable

I'm here to make a few friends with benefits

foreplay is a must and knowing where a clit is helps!
I'm a hard nut to crack but once opened after perserverance then it's fruitful for us both.

I love 4play, do you know what that is?

looking for honest discreet playful partner.

made a big move to sunshine coast with a new partner ,who Is also a member in here.
my pics are true to time,unlike most in here that have ten year pics up or glamour you see is what you get,depending on my hair length or colour that's the only thing that changes oh and the wrinkles lol It’s red white blue and black.?

I have a preference for men 28-40 ish.. PLEASE, I'm not into older fwb into their 50s. I have my reasons?

PLEASE NO hairy men I can't take it ! I have no time to mow that lawn!

I'm NOT looking to jump every breathing person here! I have more discretion and respect for myself, but each to their own !

if you can't put a sentence together to gather my interest ...then please don't bother with me. msgs with" hey how r u" will probably get deleted,so use your imagination.

I'm looking for NSA fun,it's about making friends that we are both comfortable with. I love going to the movies, rock music, photography,talking (remember that ?). it's not just about sex!I it has to be compatible and a sense of comfort and soh.

I Have a tendency to be sarcastic, so if not put off by jousting in that ring then come find me.

As for pix , I have nothing to hide one on one....I just want to be discrete and not scare you off right away lol.

  I tend to want to know people a little in my public gallery to keep you amused

Don't bother feeding me BS I can suss that out a mile away.

I always practice safe sex and will not defer from this so don't even try your excuses, I've heard them all....and there have been some really good ones too..If you don't like that rule then I'm sure you can find the door easily enough or perhaps I can show you!... .

I'm very discrete and expect the same in return. I will NOT run to aquaintences here in this site to tell Iv'e seen you nor do I expect it from anyone else ! that will certainly end whatever we had! I don't give star ratings for others ,that's not discretion! I dont want to see men who are doing half of swingers thanks! 1 or 2 to keep me entertained and vice versa

It's not a problem if you drink socially but I don't want to be taking home a rolling drunk (even if I do find u funny at the time) that tries to assure me they can get "it up" no matter what !thanks but PASS !

I'd prefer if you didn't smoke! I will not tolerate liars that tell me they gave it up 3 mth ago even tho it's on their 1 mth old profile! I'm not that stupid!. So if you smoke , please DON'T contact me for meets ,nothing will come of it.

I DO NOT do anal !,my arse is sacred and is staying that way ,it's a one way street! exit only.

I have engaged in a few other things that were fun ,light b & d, 3 sums , outdoor ,role play, mistress ,so depending on what you like I might like it too

I do like to do things with chocolate it does involve eating them, but from where ....

PLEASE don't fart around with me, I hate time wasters .. ....I like to get to know people,chat and see if we click .... not asking for much is it ? Please have the decency to be honest. I'm not a free whore and I'm playing by MY rules NOT yours.

It's really not that hard to have manners and common courtesy, this may be a sex site but it doesn't mean men treat the women here with disrespect and vice versa. Keep it simple and see where we end up, we both might like what we get
I'm not some skinny size 8 waif so don't expect that,I'm an average size so I'm not hiding anything ,i have life scars from operations,accidents and life. thats part of the I have tattoos,i cant take them off and misplace them like jewellery if they turn you off then you can follow the last person out the door.
sooo I've explained what I do and don't want..simple..isn't it?.
what you see is certainly what you may get...If you're up for it then contact me .. any misbehaviour and my SNAKE BAT and whip makes an appearance ! so beware