Hi all,

It's been quite a while since we have updated our "about us" section.

What does one say about themselves? we could go on and on about how awesome and open minded we are but we're not gonna do that (no matter how true it is)

(it's actually pretty hard to think of shit to put in here, might need a drink for this)

Anyways, where were we? oh right, filling out the profile.

we're a couple (as you may have guessed) with a 34 year old Bi woman and a 36 year old straight-ish guy, you never know right.

Our interests include long walks on the beach and holding hands, hey it's an online profile, you have to put that down.

As you may be able to tell we don't take ourselves too seriously, we're just looking for fun with some like-minded folk and to explore our sexual horizons as a couple (Ugh never would have thought we'd ever have to write *sexual horizons*) we enjoy most things sexually and are willing to give anything a go (within reason, there are some things that are too wild and kinky even for us).

We have some experience in the scene and are very welcoming to newcomers, we're not a pushy couple as we know that pushy people can ruin the experience and we would rather just relax and have fun.

And for the love of God, it would be nice if you had at least a picture on your profile, it's a waste of bandwidth looking at someones profile only to find it's blanker than the look Tony Abbott gives when he's asked a question (single guys we're looking at you!!!!)

Eh. that'll do for now, we might put more info later.

Also, if you're profile name has couple in the title and you're a single male, that tells us a couple of things A. you were in a relationship and were untrustworthy so she ditched you and B. that you're a cheapskate who can't be bothered making another profile and you can fuck off twice as hard