Hey hey! Thanks for checking me (she) out.

Recently single 😭🙈 so needing male company some time soon. Please be in the same state before reaching out 😅

No further details of the Ex will shared.

Here’s the basics:

• If you don’t enjoy sex with someone who has fat, move along. I know it’s not for everyone and i can respect your choices. I’m a large woman and I’m ok with that.

• I smoke but I don’t drink alcohol.

• While protection doesn’t always feel great for you, it is a must. I’m sure you know that by now. Unless, you know.

• I’m sure you ladies are look amazing but I am not your unicorn. I can appreciate a good looking woman either clothed or not but vaginas aren’t really my cup of tea. I’m more than happy to be your third, cuddle touch etc but I may not be willing to go too far.

• My time is very limited. I work weekends, I have 2 young kids, I still do all the wife duties too.

What I’m after:

• Non judgemental, pushy kind of people.

• Let’s laugh and joke about everything and anything. I’m not a serious person. Let’s have Nerf gun wars or build a cubby house!

• My preference in males is usually married, partnered, coupled. They are tried and tested, no fears of attachments issues. I like men big, cuddly, you know the bear type. Talking minimum 90 kilos!

• I’m sure you lovely beautiful women are amazing but vaginas aren’t for me. If you wanna share, that’s ok. We can be mates with our clothes on.

Please understand that I will respect your privacy but you have to respect mine!

Thanks again for stopping by!