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PeekaBooWeeSeeU

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29 Dec 2017

After his reduction operation, he should get the excess cut in to 6 inch sausage slices and sell them on here as the ultimate penile extension! boink icon_twisted :evil2:..

...... Announcing...... "THE CABRERA CABANOSSI COLLECTION" - for all you boys who need.. - that "extra" little bit of tabasco heat to spice up your love-life; - some tangy salsa on your mince meat to get the SH lasses drooling... and; - lashings of your sour cream drizzled inside that delicious warm soft tortilla you've been dreaming about .......... . ............. Well.... come and get your ultimate spicy mexican peni-delicti extension today.... Don't Delay!... Extend yourself today!!!!!!:taz::bounce:

29 Dec 2017

Tosser, Baller, smaller, crawler

Lover, Fighter, Paperback Writer..

Crossdresser, confesser, clever leather & feather

Boozer, chatter, flatter, matter small-print

26 Jan 2013

Quote by ozziehard
would tinkle as

she stretched her

5 Dec 2012

?????????????????:cry:

22 Sep 2012

Quote by beachiescouple
to not say anything at all and just do

Hmmmmm - well we've certainly seen you "do" on cam - and what an impressive show beachies.. worship

worship

:thumbup::smitten:

22 Sep 2012

Quote by smiles78
Straight. no bend at all...
Not sure what that means for your theory.

Apparently it means that you use both hands so often that your schlong could lift 10KG weights!:wanker:
Oh - and you have to prove it on cam for me to make sure! wink

wink

22 Sep 2012

Oops - I stand corrected - apparently it's the way it bends when ERECT!:high-smile: redface

redface

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22 Sep 2012

...AND is it true that a left curves means that you wank with your right hand and a right curve means that you wank with your left hand? Peter_Dean - an illustrious messageboarder mentioned this and I want to prove if it's right.... so come on, don't be shy........ tell us all of your bent wee tales.. confused

confused

: :grin:

14 Sep 2012

Great comments everyone - and at least the topic stimulated conversation.......and hey, most of us probably had some item of clothing on when contributing. lol

lol

On another note - have you had a situation/situations where the person/peoples profile was several years and even more kilos out of date? wink

wink

7 Sep 2012

Has there been any updates on this?

7 Sep 2012

Quote by ms_twiddletwat
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....
No matter how skinny, plastic, surgically enhanced or self centered someone is - someone on here might still want to shag them senseless, as well.

lol

ain't that the truth girlfriend!
and......always expect the unexpected - some of the things people are in to continue to surprise me/shock me and occasionally - want to head to the hills thinking happy thoughts:scared::doh:

7 Sep 2012

No matter how short, tall, fat or hideous someone is - someone on here will still want to shag them senseless!:happy:

7 Sep 2012

.......Is?:swingingchair:

8 Jun 2012

What would be written on them? I find myself pondering this great mystery oh wonderous and wise baabaa - and need your insight and wisdom to calm my curious mind. (Of course, your vast experience of these establishments could also come in handy) lol

lol

31 Mar 2012

............Sir Baabaa should not finish providing gems of wisdom to the SH masses but rather continue his charitable work of providing advice to the needy... biggrin

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So, what say you Baabaa? will you accept the god given responsibility thrust upon you and continue to help out your fellow men (and ladies) in need? All in favour, say "Aye":bounce: 69position

69position

6 Jan 2012

Completely agree. :smile: I love the forums and it would be good if more people contributed. They don't know what they're missing out on.:small-print:

6 Jan 2012

Quote by flirtsnsquirts
I think ours is pretty self explanatory....mr is a massive flirt but not in a sleazy way and mrs is a massive squirter.....hence flirtsnsquirts xxx

I love this name. :inlove: It suits the owners to a tee, rhymes, is catchy, memorable and tells us up front of squirts USP. :thumbup:

6 Jan 2012

Quote by TheRose
is part of a nick i have used for about 20 years on line. this is just my adult version, the other isnt.

lol

Well Petal, your name from an adult perspective could be around being T"horny". Petals and flower refer to your "woot woot", Rose refers to the colour of your "woot woot" and sexual arousal and could also be the colour of your bottie cheeks after being spanked for being a naughty girl. smackbottom

smackbottom

As well, it denotes delicacy, beauty, a sweet smell, a treasured living thing that with TLC blooms in to a unique flower.
I like this name the more I thought about it. Also after chatting to Rose, I think it suits her really well :)

6 Jan 2012

Quote by baabaa5
Great topic and always wondered why I wasnt more creative with my choice.
Well for me baabaa5 has always been my secret nom de plume. You see it's not really because I'm the black sheep of my family or from NZ ;). I am just actually not that creative when selecting nicknames which is strange given my love of everything else creative.
Pretty boring but now I wouldn't change it.
As for you peekaboo I sense a real interesting character. Probably a suppression of some hidden desire to be involved but from some distance. There is almost a tone of a mischievous child in your name. I do know that you are indeed cheeky and like to flirt so the name suits you well.
So peekaboo do tell?

Thanks baabaa.
:P:P I have to admit I could be described as interesting at times. lol

lol

The name just sort of popped in to my mind with the association of watching (perving! smile

smile

and dressing up- and down and teasing and having fun on cam. I don't take this seriously and like to have a bit of a giggle on here.
Overall, I'm happy with the name - except for the extra "E" in PeekaBooWe"E"SeeU which was done in error when initial signing up had a problem........ oops dunno

dunno

I really like names that are creative and amusing and am impressed with the odd name I come across on here..
I'm also most impressed with baabaa's writing ability and would have called him something like;
- Legends of the Ball, Sperms of Endearment, The Loin King, For your thighs only, Pump Fiction, Inspect Her Gadget .........
:thrilled:
.....although then I couldn't have had fun around the sheep link............and the name does suit the baabaautiful Baabaa.
kiss

kiss

27 Dec 2011

Ever seen someones name on here and wondered why they came up with it? and; what does it mean?
Now's your chance to tell us a bit about yours and since we all like to critique others, make a comment on the posters name above you.:small-print:

27 Dec 2011

Quote by wannaplay97
I enjoy the occasional drink, weather playing or not. For me personally I like to maybe have a glass or 2 of wine or beer, but I prefer to have my wits about me when playing with others. I can be a bit of a control freak, and wouldn't want anything to "slip past" because I was drunk and not paying attention. I will however get drunk and play with Mr It can be very fun to just let loose!
Cheers!
Mrs Wanna

So we can tell Mrs Wanna lol

lol

....we encourage you to go ahead and embrace your looseness in all it's rampant glory.
Be free - get naked - get wild - get "jiggy with it" boink

boink

:bounce:
Just remember to show us at the time. wink

wink

:grin::haha:

17 Dec 2011

Baabaa - being a good wee kiwi girl and having a natural attachment to warm, soft cuddles and the great outdoors - I now find that I have fallen head over heels in love. You may think this is great - and it would be BUT....and there's always a but I know - but this is even more complicated than usual. So, please help me oh All-knowing and seeing Baabaa - I call upon your I need your wise guidance and advice. (perhaps even more - but I'll get to that later) My infatuation started when I was a mere slip of a girl, frolicking in the paddocks of an Uncles farm. I used to feed the lambs and ride a pet sheep called "ButterCup-FluffyDags". I made daisy-chains for around his handsome neck and fed him the juiciest bits of grass available. How I loved him - my heart near broke when in the middle of Winter one year, the cruel shearing gang shaved away his woolly garment of sheep-hood. I wrapped him in my spare mink coat (we were very rich, you see) and tucked him up in my bed so he wouldn't get a chill. As I became a teenager - I used to watch the sheep shagging each other and the shearers rolling in the hay with any lassie whose father owned a brewery, was a supermodel and not just quite smart enough to understand nuclear physics. Watching the sheep was like poetry in motion. I even wrote a poem in reverence.... I love the Baas, the smell of grass, the smell of daggy, pooey arse The oily wool, the cloven hooves It really gets me in the mood I fear that I shall never find my knight who has a sheeps behind as baautiful as FluffyDags Until I do - I'll never shag I shall remain alone and shy I wonder if there is a guy who'll be my little sheepie we'll graze forever through the years And - here we are today. I honestly thought I would be alone for life - never having had the love of a man in sheep's clothing. UNTIL!................. I read this thread...and suddenly.....the lights went on.....it was like a streak of lightening from the heavens....crashing down through me to the mossy, grassy paddock below. I have found my one true Sheepie Love............ AND IT"S YOU!...... ......... and "you're Baaautiful it's true .... I saw your face, in an empty place and I don't know what to do....... ....'cos I'm so in love with Baabaa you." :love::love::love::love::love:

3 Dec 2011

He's alive and flipping halal burgers at Maccas along with Elvis. lol

lol

(just reading the most entertaining conspiracy theory book but have refrained from commenting so as to not scare all you dodgy deviants in to eternal chastity):angel:

3 Dec 2011

Are you sober as a judge :angel: or under the influence drinkies

drinkies

when you,
A, are on this site and showing your goodies on cam?
B, are planning or on on a meet?
:swingingchair: Are swingers more likely to be party animals or are party animals more likely to be interested in swinging?