A lack of intelligence here has forced our hand to start with this statement .... ALL unrequested pics will have you blocked!!

We are a mature, professional, intelligent and respectful couple.....discretion respected and expected!!

In a long term (25years +), serious, stable, committed, sensual/sexual and loving relationship......looking for couples only with similar. We are at a stage in our lives where we know what we are looking for and hope that there are couples only with similar objectives, views, interests and desires  xx

Hoping that there are couples only looking (as we are) to initially meet, form a nice connection with friendship, compatibility then the possibility of fun 'soft' adult meetings..... when all 4 people are totally comfortable... same room own partner fun times only.

Not looking to mislead or waste anyone's valuable, precious time....but we are NOT EVER looking for full swap.

COUPLES ONLY-- also, NOT interested in 'playmates' who feel that 2 minutes together constitute a long term relationship!! Apologies for being blunt but we intend to be totally honest and up front here.

(we have decided to invest in a half way house for those men who have partners/wives that are unable to fulfill their men's sexual needs due to family/work etc....... (part of the therapy will be READING,  as many men have an inability to read the words COUPLES ONLY) ......we were in the dark in regards to the many many many many men who were in such a desperate predicament......... so all those people that were born yesterday, please assist (but keep it shhhhhh as most of the female partners have no idea!!!)...........we can not believe that we have to add this, but the previous statement is an obvious JOKE and PISS TAKE aimed at all the cheaters out there who have made contact!!!. We can not believe the amount of men who have inquired to where this half house is located...please people, get a sense of humor...geez.)

AGAIN AGAIN and AGAIN......we have openly/honestly  outlined our desires, likes and dislikes (above).......why then do we continually get told, 'what are you even here for?'  ' surely you will let me fuck you?'  ' I can change your feelings!!'   ...' but my cock will make you feel better then you ever have'      We understand that we will not be everyones cup of tea....but please stop being rude when we state that we will NOT EVER meet single males or will NEVER meet YOU TO F#@K!!  Or never swap with couples, this is what we mean!!

well here we are again, we had no idea that 99% of single men  and cheating men can not read....a real let down on education standards. Do we need to write in blood what is so clearly stated above? read the profile and be polite and we are happy to chat...just be aware that you will NEVER be of interest to us....... EVER!!!

.....ps.....ALL unrequested pics will incur instant block!!.....politeness costs nothing

(WE) Always expect and respect total discretion......some intelligence/politeness/honesty would also be appreciated.

Cheers guys

The MORTS xx