Message us long as you are prepared for us to be totally random in response time and I mean it, from instant reply to...we'll never! 

This is not because of anything else except us, we are just both hopeless with the socially accepted communication thing. 

So if you are one of the people we have ignored, please don't be offended. Just message us again and if we are meant to meet then we will!

Profile Fluff-up time, not this again!...We are a perfect couple, who just want spice and happy little unicorn rainbow farts to make us more perfect.

Please get in line for a message reply if you are lucky enough and also take note that, pics must show details and we won't be returning messages if you are not hot like us obviously. Those who do get the honour  of our reply will be subjected to lengthy questions from us and any questions by us about you will be part of an approval process that will likely end in our rejection. 

We do however have a call back list that we only use if we get rejected by our first choice (which never happens....!).**************

Well not too many profiles actually say that but there is a lot of pretentious couples making others feel unworthy or listing endless musts and must nots...CHILL OUT RELAX AND WHO KNOWS HOW THE ADVENTURE WILL TURN OUT BUT DONT KILL THE FUN BEFORE IT CAN BEGIN!!!!