Really not trying to hate on the basic poorly mannered males out there but for f#@ks sake look at the same repetitive dribble you comment on every profile regardless of whether they are seeking what it is your poorly spruiking lol, "I'd like to pleasure you both" on every fking profile you find, loser..

And take the time to think if you were her would you reply to a message from someone called Illripyouwithmybigwang??

To be honest I should be quietly satisfied with just how much easier it is to show a bit of individuality and have it appreciated but pffft, the quality have always had the appreciation and the quantity have never been of interest without some serious alcohol content ?

'Dont hate the player they say hate the game' - Kerser ?

Idon't know why so many of you simply basic/basically simple guys pretending to be couples are on the resurgence, or why you think your stories are any more believable than the last few hundred desperados before you, or how the actual fuck you think offering to meet up just us guys till she is ready/back from working in Melbourne / out shopping with her sister in down town Beirut for the weekend????

If you are sad enough and lacking even the basic game required to make your mark alone how do you think you can pull off speaking for two without letting the taste of interest go to your head and spitting out a Dear Santa I want ..... I want to..... Then have......done to me....

Note to single guys: A new trend I just have to comment on is a lot of single guys choosing the pink highlighting option when looking at new ads posted, A) yes it gets more attention but when I realize what the go is B) You just look like/are a sad desperate douche lol..

That has been bugging the crap out of me haha ;p

Good looking single guy up for pretty much anything, I'm experienced in the bedroom and very easy going and well behaved, I'm cut and a tad under 8', pics in private gallery..

I'm happy to send a face pic, I just prefer not to keep it on here..

Can accommodate or happy to travel..

Anything else, just ask..

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