I'm young and I'm horny. That's why I'm here.

I love giving head and when stroked just right... I squirt. A LOT!

I won't meet you within a few hours of you messaging me. I've had too many bad experiences from here to belive all the shit most men go on with.

NOTE: just because I've ticked the activity does not mean I engage in that activity regurlary, It means that I am open to it.

There is a 99% chance I will NOT reply to your message if it is only one line or if you call me some ridiculous pet name such as babe, hun etc etc If you contact me and are outside the scopes of what I very clearly state I am looking for there is a 99% chance I will reply but it will not be a friendly reply. If you plan on winking me, note that I very rarely even open the profiles of the people who wink me, stop being a cheap pussy and send me a message.

I'm funny, I'm smart and I'm opinionated about things that spark passion within me. I enjoy tequila, I love all sport and most music. I have boobs AND brains! If you are after a mindless bimbo I'm not the girl for you!

We all love sex that's why we're here, I'm not looking for a relationship, but if you can't hold a conversation I won't be interested.

I'm fussy with who I fuck and won't settle for just anyone who thinks throwing a compliment my way will get them laid, engage my mind then the rest will follow.

MEN OVER 40 DO NOT BOTHER CONTACTING ME... I'M NOT INTERESTED!!! If on the off chance I glance at someone over my age limit and am interested I will wink you! Otherwise MOVE ALONG PLEASE!

I want to meet anyone who can hold an interesting conversation, having a sense of humor would be a major bonus. I'm not asking much just to get to know you a little before we jump between the sheets. I am looking for friends with benefits that are actually friends not just a booty call.

PLEASE NOTE I AM AFTER MEN WHO ARE

20-40

5'9 or TALLER

Must NOT be attached unless part of a couple, your partner KNOWS you're on here & you play alone

**QUICK FACTS**

1. I'm a larger girl, I'm comfortable with that. If you're not then DON'T CONTACT ME. ALSO if you feel the need to state to me how much you love fat chicks, BBW or whatever you want to call them then don't contact me to tell me this. I assume if you're messaging me you're down with fucking a fatty.

2. If you're not willing to have safe sex I'm not interested

3. If you are insecure, need to be reassured constantly, are precious or are going to be offended if you piss me off and I tell you straight up then DON'T CONTACT ME!

I may sound like a bitch, I'm not, I just know what I want and how I want it. If that offends you or makes you uncomfortable then you're not the man for me!

READ MY PROFILE CAREFULLY... IF YOU DON'T MATCH WHAT I WANT DO NOT CONTACT ME!

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