Greetings. I am here not for a relationship; not to drink copious amounts of coffee and exchange emoticons. I am here because I am happily single but want to meet a woman that enjoys NSA moments with a low maintenance man. I am qualified as a chef and masseur, so I am good with my hands and enjoy using them. I am fit, healthy and a straight shooter, but love a woman with brain and wit. So if any of this floats your boat, drop me a line.