Get to know us.

Hi there. We are an easy-going, down-to-earth, friendly social couple. We enjoy exploring our sexuality with like-minded people in a safe but fun way. We have an excellent healthy fulfilling sex life but enjoy the excitement of playing with others and trying new things.

We are interested in meeting couples but are open minded to meeting singles if there is a connection. Would consider ages from 30's to early 60's.

If you want to message us, we prefer something well-worded - not just one sentence! This shows you have put some thought into it. Turn us on with intelligent conversation, and it will go a long way.

We are both of a cuddly, curvy, chubby build so if this is not for you, don't waste our time or yours.    

When we meet people for the first time, we like to do this over a drink/chat and/or a nice a meal, as we find it relaxing and not pressured. Don't expect us to play on the first date, however on the odd occasion, if the mood and atmosphere are right; it can happen. We are very open with each other and share everything - there are no secrets between us. Please don't offend us by offering to meet on the side.

More about us:

• ‘HymCelf’ is married (in an open marriage – yes the wife know's). ‘HerCelf’ is the girlfriend.

HymCelf is very tactile and loves to touch and explore, He has a great sense of humour and enjoys a good laugh. He is a people pleaser and loves to be attentive and ensure everyone is having a great time. HerCelf (and others) praise him for his awesome oral skills and attention to detail.

HerCelf is a curvy voluptuous experienced poly/bi sexual. She's experienced in 4somes & 5somes (and has enjoyed a few orgies in the past) She also loves her toys and is a real screamer when she cums!! (just ask her neighbours - LOL).

As a couple we have enjoyed some dogging experiences as we love to watch and be watched. We have had some great play dates with other couples, enjoying good times together and making like-minded friends. The feedback we’ve had from other play dates and couples is that we are really easygoing and super comfortable and relaxed to be around. We enjoy the conversation and connection as much as we enjoy the play.

We like going to Shed 16 occasionally on Fridays (Couples night) for the fun times to be had there. We avoid Saturday's due to the large volume of single guys (or as HerCelf calls them, ‘single flies’) as they buzz around to an annoying level.

Single guys, think hard before sending the same old hi or wink message, as it will be deleted straight away! We will reach out and make contact if we are looking for singles to join us.

We play as a couple.

It is worth noting that Hercelf shares custody of HymCelf with his wife and only gets him every second weekend, so we aren’t available at the drop of a hat, and planning needs to be arranged ahead of time.

If you've read this far, when you contact us, let us know your favourite Colour, so that we know you've actually read our profile properly.

If you don't have any pictures to share, we prefer you don't contact us. We've heard all the excuses of why you can't show us a pic, we’ve made the effort, so can you. We do not like or tolerate pushy, crass, or rude people, let's all be good, play nicely and share some great times together.

Updated April 2023