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Dick007
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 75
0 km · Kent Town
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About

First of all, don't jump to any conclusions based on my nickname - the reason for it is that my name's Richard and I'm a James Bond fan!
I'm a tall (6 ft 3 ins) healthy intelligent middle aged bi male, living in country SA. 
I live an active lifestyle, cycling and bushwalking are two of my interests.

I'm told I'm not bad looking and have a good body but I have a micropenis so I won't appeal on size grounds unless you're a microphallophile (I just invented the word!)..

Micropenis is defined as an erect penis less than 7 cm long and I'm under 2 cm so my condition is unusually extreme.

In my youth I was depressed about it and it wasn't till I met someone else with micropenis (even though 3 times my size)  that I realised that I wasn't alone and it wasn't the end of the world. I now do online counselling of other men with the same condition and I've prepared a lit of advantages (yes, trust me, there are advantages!) and disadvantages of micropenis which I share with them as I think it's a good laugh - and a good laugh is a great antidepressant. Here it is:



Advantages of extreme micropenis

  1. Nobody (else) notices if you get aroused
  2. Some people are sexually curious about you
  3. Sitting on a slatted bench in the nude is completely safe (I’ve seen what can happen to other men!)
  4. Blows from a cricket ball which would fell a more manly batsman just bruise your thigh and you can smile sweetly at the fast bowler and say “is that all you’ve got?” (to which he should say “Is that all you’ve got?” but they never think of that.
  5. You can say “size doesn’t matter” and people suspect you of being ‘just average’ which in your case is a big improvement.
  6. If you say you’re “hung like a baby” you’re bragging.
  7. None of the guys feel  threatened by you in the locker room
  8. Men think they are safe from you seducing their wives (they aren’t!)
  9. You don’t have to worry about anything falling out of your speedos
  10. You are remembered at the nude beach
  11. You can borrow anybody’s underwear (M or F)
  12. The skimpy bikini pants that look indecent on you have yet to be made
  13. You have to learn ways other than intercourse to satisfy a woman
  14. People make allowances if you have sex with hot young men
  15. Men never ask you to fuck them.
  16. Accidental pregnancy is not a risk (see 3 below)

Disadvantages of extreme micropenis

  1. Nobody (else) notices if you get aroused (!)
  2. People into ‘size’ overlook you
  3. Making babies is a complex process involving masturbation and turkey basters
  4. You get asked to leave a “men only” Turkish bath (really happened!)
  5. Peeing standing up is risky and it’s hard to get a grip
  6. If you enter a big dick contest people think you must have misread the rules
  7. Men think that because you are hung like a woman, you will make them breakfast afterwards

So the advantages strongly outweigh the disadvantages!…

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