Returning to the scene after an absence of a year or more. From time to time, my girl might come out to play as well...

I could use all the cliches - 'respectful', 'clean', 'decent', 'experienced', 'polite', 'non-pushy' - but I know that some guys claim all that, but simply are not.

So here's what I'm not: I'm not the guy who high-beams you. I'm not the guy who sticks his face at your window without being invited. I'm not the guy who pretends to be somebody else or who will say anything to get his rocks off.

So take me or leave me. I am just - me.