I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me....

ME: Mature adolescent, married. But I can escape regularly and want a daring partner to share exciting escapades. Not interested in multiple partners.

Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but lets face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other profiles... I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother?

A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)

YOU: There's something very special about you. You are very feminine, probably married. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss; you cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are short to medium, not too thin, (curvy in the right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me.

The rest is negotiable.

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