One day many years ago I was sitting enjoying my lunch on dairy rd down near the wet lands when this dark skinned native girl walked up and said hi, do you mind if I sit here and join you for lunch it’s a beautiful view, I said be my guest she said thank you. I said it is a nice view isn’t it. She said I wasn’t talking about that view as she smiled at me. I oh really, said yes really. Then being a boobman, I noticed her t...

One morning I was working on my motorbike when I get a message from my friend with benefits saying you need to open the gate at 1132am ( which I do from my phone through an app), I though thats interesting, so open the gate and as I see her approaching I close the gate as I don’t want any interruptions, I’m standing there thinking she’s driven down from Sydney on a whim that I was home, she got out of her 4x4 and walked u...

I’m a tradie and I’ve always fantasised about a beautiful curvy customer not being able to pay, I always thought it was a myth and it would never happen to me, until last week, I went to a customers place in a hotel in Canberra to install a new shower rose, I hadn’t realised that people could rent or buy places in hotels, so it’s a thing. Anyway I went into this beautiful hotel on Northbourne Ave as i do follow the direct...