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First off, some jokes I find amusing to break the ice...

"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination" ;o)

"Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent arse"

FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP: 1) It's important to have a man who helps at home and knows how to cook, clean and has a job. 2) It's important to have a man who can make you laugh. 3) It's important to have a man you can trust and wants only you. 4) It's important to have a man who is good in bed and enjoys being with you. 5) It's absolutely fucking vital that these four men don't know each other!

About me: I am a down to earth Kiwi girl, and am proud of it! I have a great sense of humour. I like people who make me laugh. And who respect and accept others for who and how they are. I am a bigger girl. I have curves. I would consider myself voluptuous. I have recently moved to Melbourne and it would be lovely to meet some people for socialising and maybe someone special for intimate encounters. I would prefer ongoing, as I find sex to be more intense when there is an intellectual connection.

Some sayings I like...

"Never make someone a priority who only makes you an option." Maya Angelou.

"A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, a true gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl"

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