sex with my wife

29 Jan 2014

Long story short i was hurt in a car crash last week and we are looking for a MF couple to have a 3some with my wife while i watch as im still pretty sore. How ever she has never turned down just a lady so dont be shy. She will have a guy but please read this part here- You must have a monster cock on you and when i say monster cock think of a elephant holding a apple. We are looking for tonight. Tomorrow and saturday nights. Dont be shy give a girl what she needs.

29 Jan 2014

:laughabove: "think of a elephant holding a apple" rotflmao

30 Jan 2014

Ow's it gonna 'old it.??? .. elephants aint got no fingers.. only stubby little 'oofs lol

:lol:

30 Jan 2014

God everyone is a fucking joker. Is there nobody on this site anymore who wanna fuck or is everyone out to talk crapn waste time.

30 Jan 2014

Quote by We_love_sex
God everyone is a fucking joker. Is there nobody on this site anymore who wanna fuck or is everyone out to talk crapn waste time.

well I want to and happy to give you my number to prove it but I have a nice average not small not huge clean cock

30 Jan 2014

That escalated quickly!

30 Jan 2014

Quote by We_love_sex
God everyone is a fucking joker. Is there nobody on this site anymore who wanna fuck or is everyone out to talk crapn waste time.

To be fair, the whole "elephant holding an apple" bit it kinda asking for a few jokes.
Take a deep breath and calm down.

30 Jan 2014

hi guys, alan here, happy to help out just let me know.

31 Jan 2014

sounds like the guy who turns up may not walk out alive

31 Jan 2014

ckeck me out see if I can do the job