Who said this?

16 Oct 2010

That would be the ever quotable Homer Simpson. "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would be very upset if she heard me say that."

2 Nov 2010

I believe Mitch Hedberg's quote was: I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

5 Apr 2011

K so i thought ill bring this back to life =P was that billy joel??? We all gonna die, we all bleed from similar veins

5 Apr 2011

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.. Groucho Marx... who said this.... It is strange to be known so universally and yet be so lonely.

13 Apr 2011

Albert Einstein, Who said this?? Love is my religion - I could die for it.

13 Apr 2011

John Keats 'One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain'

13 Apr 2011

John Keats Who wrote, " I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill"

13 Apr 2011

Sorry Sammi lol... Bob Marley, quote as above....

13 Apr 2011

Mahatma Gandhi Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities

13 Apr 2011

Quote by Novus
Mahatma Gandhi
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities

Voltaire
Ahouse divided against itself cannot stand

13 Apr 2011

Abraham Lincoln Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

13 Apr 2011

Charles Caleb Colton Do you know how I know you are gay? How? You like Coldplay.

13 Apr 2011

David, 40 Year Old Virgin smile

"A friend is someone who give's you total freedom to be your self"

13 Apr 2011

Quote by MrsD
David, 40 Year Old Virgin
"A friend is someone who give's you total freedom to be your self"

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Jim Morrison
When i was a kid my parents moved a lot _ but i always found them

13 Apr 2011

Rodney Dangerfield smile

"Men are moved by two levers only, fear and self interest"

13 Apr 2011

Quote by MrsD
Rodney Dangerfield
"Men are moved by two levers only, fear and self interest"

Napoleon Bonaparte
Nothing great in this world has ever been accomplished without passion

13 Apr 2011

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel ( great bloke, met him once, erm????) OK, who said: "Yeh may seem like holidays. But the techies are in the UK.. so the time frame is, they should be still sleepin "

13 Apr 2011

Quote by MrsD
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel ( great bloke, met him once, erm????)
OK, who said:
"Yeh may seem like holidays. But the techies are in the UK.. so the time frame is, they should be still sleepin "

The Rose hehe
Injustice anywhere is a threat to juctice everywhere

13 Apr 2011

Martin Luther King, Jnr. "Each one of them is Jesus in disguise"

13 Apr 2011

Quote by MrsD
Martin Luther King, Jnr.
"Each one of them is Jesus in disguise"

Mother Teresa
My words fly up ,my thoughs remain below : words without thoughts never go to heaven

13 Apr 2011

William Shakespeare "Vanity is my favourite sin"

13 Apr 2011

Quote by MrsD
William Shakespeare
"Vanity is my favourite sin"

Al Pacino
when i look into the future,it`s so bright it burns my eyes

14 Apr 2011

The Big O ( Oprah Winfrey ) " God gave women intuition and femininity, Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met"

14 Apr 2011

Quote by MrsD
The Big O ( Oprah Winfrey )
" God gave women intuition and femininity, Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met"

Farrah Fawcett
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.