Hello sexy people!
Are your profile photos unflattering mirror selfies? Do you have photos of Mrs, or Mr, but never the two of you together because one of you is always needed to operate the camera? Do you need some help to get some really good profile pictures so you can sit back and smile as all the offers for hot sex fill up your mailbox? Well maybe Christmas is just about to come for you.
Mrs T is a capable amateur photographer with some good quality equipment, looking to put her passion for photography to good use. We're offering people the opportunity to have her take photos of you, for your own use.
What is on offer? Mrs T's photographic services with a high quality full frame camera. You can either bring your own SD card for in the camera and then take it away with you so that nobody but you will ever have a copy of the photos, or if you want us to do some very basic photo editing for you (eg. cropping, blurring faces, masking tattoos) then we can do that and send the photos to you later. We have a house where we can host the photo shoot, utilising a bedroom, lounge, or kitchen as desired. There is also some private outdoor space if you want some al fresco photos. We can also come to you if you're in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Before any shoot happens we would meet in public first, confirm the arrangements, and then proceed with the shoot if everyone is still in agreement.
What is NOT on offer? Sex. This is not a deal where you get to have sex with Mrs T. This is photography only. You will not be alone with Mrs T. Mr T will be there for her security, as well as to help with lighting, props, fans, drinks and whatever else is needed. You might play amongst yourselves for the photos, but we will not get involved. Video is also not on offer - we're not filming a porno for you. This is still photography only.
This offer is open to anyone in Melbourne. Couples, women, and yes - even single guys. It is free (you might need to fork out for your own memory card or USB stick), but it is also amateur so we don't guarantee professional results.
If you have any questions or would like to take us up on this, send us a message and we'll see when we can arrange a mutually agreeable time.