Tips for going to a nudist beach for the first time

26 Mar 2015

I'm thinking of heading to Birdie Beach for the first time tomorrow. Does anyone have any good tips for a first timer?

27 Mar 2015

Tip No. 1 Lots of sunscreen. Other than that a good large beach towel that will hang of your shoulder and cover your bits just in case you get excited. Don't be staring a peoples bits and the getting excited bit shouldn't happen Relax & enjoy the beach, sun & freedom of public nudity.

18 Apr 2015

My first tip is be respectful. Totally agree about the sunscreen - nothing worse than burnt bits. Some of us actually want to be there for the sun, not the fun. If you are asked to move away because someone feels you are being intrusive then move. If you want the fun ask a local (generally the ones with the amazing tans) where it happens. Enjoy, xx PS - After the repeat performance I was "treated" a fortnight ago be warned - I will throw something at you (probably my spare drink bottle - 1 litre of water/1kg) and as you are less than a metre away it will hit you and it will hurt.

18 May 2015

I definitely agree with the sunscreen. Big towel to lay on but don't worry if you get an erection, just don't wave it around?. More than half the people there will have a penis, actually almost all depending on the day lol. Treat people with respect and you can't go wrong.

19 May 2015

Just be aware that if the beach is an official sanctioned Naturist beach - The locals will take offence to you advertising your erection and that might trigger a report to the Police. If there are children present that will be a very serious offence.

19 Jun 2015

Yep..good advice above in posts. Best we can add is keep your hand off your cock, don't lurk, don't think the nudie beach is a swing or sex club, be respectful, take your rubbish out with you, and enjoy the environment, sun, shade, surf and as most others are there for the same things.