For a bit of fun, the idea behind this thread comes from folks in the pool room.
Swingers Heaven first Ever virtual Olympics
If sex, in all the different forms, was an Olympic sport - what would all the events be...???
Ok so here whats yeh do... start at the opening ceremony, and take it from there..
instead of the adressing of the nations you would have the undressing of the nations
Hmmmm, the Breast Stroke event is going to come over just fine, isn't it... and in the pole vaulting there's clearly going to be a bonus if you land on the pole.
fencing would be interesting, but not sure where to put the beeper
instead of the hop skip & jump
lick suck & fuck
rather than the shot put could have the cum shot , where the guys can see how far they can shoot thier cum
In the rowing we've got a true lesbian event in the coxless pair
In the weighlifting there's a bukkake party with the clean jerk
and a transvestite event where we shoot on traps.
I wouldnt mind watching some sychronised fucking
and of course the muff dive, thats always great to watch......
then we can all enjoy the wanking relay.....shoving battons in team players !! hands all naked of course.......
and for the closing ceremony there is the all nations gang bang.........
