Hey the other week i met up with someone. I was 50/50 on progressing past there but worst case is i say im not interested and be on my way... Anyway when we met up she wasnt my cup of tea, f this c that... Really unattractive. But what really turned me away is where she said "yeah im so fucking tight that guys can only get two fingers up me, " and i think to myself ...Nice ill just find an exit and so i did. I left not because she claimed to be tight but because she thought it was awesome and something to brag about... Yep that'll turn a man on... Talking about your tight snatch.... Hmmm must get all the boys this one lol
I later laughed at the whole thing but just for a giggle i thought id share
If you have had some bogus attempt to swoon you that was as misguided or whatever feel free to share. Lol some people have no idea lol
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Orgasminator
Wow imagine taking Ms Tighty out on a night out to impress!
I think we've all had some bogun experiences. I had one guy meet me for a coffee from another "adult" site and he rocked up in a 3 piece suit and looked like Mr Bean. It took all my effort not to burst out laughing and I kept looking around for his teddy. The entire time though my coffee he was telling me how he was looking for a wife that he could cherish and help him look after his parents who lived with him. That was one quick coffee!!!
I think I could fill a book on funny experiences from the single days in this lifestyle. Luckily as a couple our experiences tend to be fun rather than funny.
Cheers,
Greedy.
well i was talking to this guy for awhile and we thought we meet up but see i dont know about most peoples if i meet someone i know in the first 5 seconds if i could kiss them and ill know in the next 5 if id fuck em or just be friends i used to go with my gut.
anyways meet up at the pub and i saw him i knew nope cant kiss him but i thought maybe possibity for a fuck anyways until he said " i got a wife she doesnt know but hey can i get a blow job anyways "
that was it for me
Sexpert
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Wow imagine taking Ms Tighty out on a night out to impress!
I think we've all had some bogun experiences. I had one guy meet me for a coffee from another "adult" site and he rocked up in a 3 piece suit and looked like Mr Bean. It took all my effort not to burst out laughing and I kept looking around for his teddy. The entire time though my coffee he was telling me how he was looking for a wife that he could cherish and help him look after his parents who lived with him. That was one quick coffee!!!
I think I could fill a book on funny experiences from the single days in this lifestyle. Luckily as a couple our experiences tend to be fun rather than funny.
Cheers,
Greedy.
Wow, Greedy. You didn't tell us you guys lived with Mr Good's folks!
Orgasminator
Haha AJ make sure you come and meet them in our trailer next time you're in town lol
Ah another decent turn out on a quick post, i might go update my rant one soon enough,
Its a pain as i really try to accomodate the people i meet, be nice to them, dont tread on their beliefs or personalities but sometimes you just want to give them a big old slap across the head, hack their profile so it reflects the reality and be on your merry way. lol.
Call me weird or whatever but i cant stand it when women trash talk, swear and carry one. they make that throat noise before saying fuck or cunt that sounds like their about to spit... ??? why the hell do they do that anyway? Its got to be something they picked up from their surroundings because its not normal lol... well thats my bitch for today, cant say its brought to you by any specific wine or beverage today 
Sexlightened
Having read all ur experiences mine seem acceptable now . HEY Greedy i think ur 3piece suiter has done this b4 Not from lalor area is he ?
