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Swingers Etiquette No 1
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Orgasminator
Quote by blonde_nymph
Thought it was a sign of respect for a great party. Just like burping after a good feed.
Hahaha.
It's kinda like cats & dogs marking where they've been and leaving their scent for the next ones to come along.
I think it comes down to the fabrics of the window furnishings. You wouldn't do it on a heavy Italian brocade or a fine striped Regency silk. You might consider it on an IKEA microfibre or on one of those homey earthy slub organic cottons. Not sure you'd want to try it on a cedar or bamboo Venetian or a plantation shutter - might be a bit like rubbing your dodger along a xylophone.
Perhaps you should ask your question on the decorating forum - I'm sure the ladies there would be happy to advise!
Warming the Bed
That reminds me of that old aussie joke....
An englishman, a frenchman and an Aussie are talking, the Englishman says when I rub my wife's clitorus she moans and floats an inch above the bed, the Frenchman says thats nothing when I go down on your wife she quivers and floats a foot above the bed and the Aussie says yeah well after i finish fucking your wife I wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof....
I agree with Ms twiddletwat it really should come down to its ok if the material is going to feel good 
Warming the Bed
Is it OK to wipe your doodle on your host's curtains as you leave the play party?
Hell no! Wiping it on their cat is far more acceptable.
Warming the Bed
Or their tea towel. Perhaps even their carpet. But their curtains? Some people are so uncouth ;)
Quote by Curious-couple
Or their tea towel. Perhaps even their carpet. But their curtains? Some people are so uncouth ;)
Lulz
The stupid poll thingy was not working....
We wanted to have the poll to ask:
Yes
No
My hosts do not have curtains
Grab the pet! (that was for Curious :twisted: )
Please held us decide this ummm errrr disagreement!
D & C xx
ps please see Swingers Etiquette 2
for another robust debate 
Orgasminator
Mick uses his mankini to wipe up his mess lol
Forum Virgin
Totally disrespectful. Unless that person was there playing the "dom or Bull" and that kind of behaviour is tolerated in general, otherwise that's a big F U to whoever was hosting. Not very cool.:shock:
Quote by boredhornybitch
Totally disrespectful. Unless that person was there playing the "dom or Bull" and that kind of behaviour is tolerated in general, otherwise that's a big F U to whoever was hosting. Not very cool.:shock:
I have told Mick a million times not to do that.... but those fecken ford drivers.... 
Sex God
Quote by kazandmick
oi .. i got venetians in our ford:flipa: lol
We have a pair of Venetians in our Ford , they are white to hide the stains lol
Orgasminator
Quote by Two2Please
oi .. i got venetians in our ford
Please please don't tell us the nodding dog looks like Jason ewwwwwwwwww
r.e. @ the Jason comment, hahahaha now THAT made me laugh.
