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There once was a man from Bonaire Who was doing his wife on the stair When the banister broke He doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a c*** I would FUCK it! There once was a woman from Hunt Who smoked a cigar with her c*** Smoke rings did she blow As part of the show T'was really one hell of a stunt OK theres 3 see how u go
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There was a young girl from Kilkenny, Whose usual charge was one penny. For half of that sum, Her rosy-round bum, Was a source of amusement for many! :lol2: