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Grammer in a penis size post? What ever next. I think penis size is an ego thing, and if you advertise as lower than average you may get less responses. Just for the record I am slight shorter and narrower than average, but I can guarentee I know where your G spot is. ;)
The irony is of course that no female has 8 inches between her vagina and cervix. I always wanted a bigger dick until an ex gave this piece of wisdom... No point having a big dick if you can't use your tongue. Haven't we gone metric? Have checked grammer, spelling and punctuation smile
gee ....i never measured my cock...and cant remember what i wrote in my profile. i think im average.....and say that.... but look at the classick pickup...bar,nightclub etc..... you dont know whats inside the undies....and just go for ....? what confidence....phisical attraction...mental stimulation....ego stroking??? who knows?
Like all things in your profile it is very subjective! Take assets for example, one man's average is another man's small.
I only have 5.5 inches, sometimes i feel inadedequate when you hear of all these large ones. But look at pics and they must measure from their knees LOL. You then realize they are not that big. Mine has not let me down and it is how you use it and suss out the sensitive areas of the female body. The female body is a wonderful sensual organ.
good on u
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They measure it from their ARSEHOLE'S
A good easy fix if you meet up with them when they drop their pants and they have lied just say sorry you lied and show them the door

I’m not one to ever put a tape measure to my dick (nor go comparing to those at the urinal - neither inclined nor stupid). But I gotta agree with your statement about the points made standing, regardless of your prose or whether you’re correct in the rare mystical art of punctuation. I only learned not only what is what and goes where by default (it hadn’t stopped me getting a PhD and lecturing, but peer reviewers are brutal and when you’re tenured and begin marking and assessing papers from first year undergrad to reviewing some Professor’s impenetrable jargon (secret info: it means they don’t know what they’re talking about… and why the journals award point (aka gov,t funding) with points increasing in direct correspondence to incomprehensibility). Like the rituals of a court room are used to stop you defending yourself, it’s one of near every professions closed shop status saver (well, in legal systems case, until the ‘professionals’ have ballsed it up enough times for you to observe the rituals and end the farce anyway).

Apologies for length (no pun). The punchline is you’re called out because they don’t like your evidence based notions … using correct unction and prose typically earns my heterosexuality a questioning. Like I’d give a shit. Like we have a say in the matter.