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Does your schlong bend to the left or the right...

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PeekaBooWeeSeeU
Warming the Bed
...AND is it true that a left curves means that you wank with your right hand and a right curve means that you wank with your left hand? Peter_Dean - an illustrious messageboarder mentioned this and I want to prove if it's right.... so come on, don't be shy........ tell us all of your bent wee tales..confused: :grin:
PeekaBooWeeSeeU
Warming the Bed
Oops - I stand corrected - apparently it's the way it bends when ERECT!:high-smile:redfaceblink
smiles78
Forum Virgin
Straight. no bend at all... Not sure what that means for your theory.
PeekaBooWeeSeeU
Warming the Bed
Quote by smiles78
Straight. no bend at all...
Not sure what that means for your theory.

Apparently it means that you use both hands so often that your schlong could lift 10KG weights!:wanker:
Oh - and you have to prove it on cam for me to make sure! wink
sirlickalot
Forum Virgin
To the left and I,m left handed
mr_twonewbies
Orgasminator
mines straight but mrs two sucks it so i dont wank lol
Unknown User
I think your theory has some truth I'm left handed. It doesn't bend but more leans to the right
Unknown User
those little magic blue pils can put a bend in it as well
Bobsyagod
Warming the Bed
straight up and down, I must be ambidexterous
luvvies
Sexpert
Mine bends anyway I want but backwards.....
captain_aus
Warming the Bed
If you look at my profile peekaboo you can see I have a straight one, it might curve ever do slightly up buy pretty straight
ajsydney
Sexpert
Quote by mr_twonewbies
mines straight but mrs two sucks it so i dont wank lol

One day, when I grow up, I wanna be Mr Two... lol
Unknown User
curves left..... wank right handed......or left for variety 69position
Pachanoi99
Warming the Bed
Bends to the left and Im right handed - but it was bent before I started masturbating