Big Balls ?

25 Jul 2010

Was watching F1 racing last night and while noting the drivers small stature in general it made me ponder how funny they would look if naked. I mean a set of balls the size of what those fellas must have would look odd next to anything other than a foot long kransky. Jockey's also must rate as a top profession of men who have the biggest balls but the smallest pricks. Now i'm not paying out on these particular gentlemen, no not at all, since most have gorgeous wifes/girlfriends. For me it just shows that the "bulge" that matters most in your pants isn't at the front, it's located right in your hip pocket. So to all those poorly endowed flat broke or assetless punter's who are atheist, you have every right to be.

26 Jul 2010

And that reminds me of a show i watched 1 year ago about an Australian gent living in the USA who's the no.1 or 2 world rated, non drug body-builder. He stated that he took up body-building to get chicks, which he's succeeded with. I guess if you want lots of women, but you sing or play guitar like a cat being strangled, then body-building could be the next move for you. But what i found funny was that at each photo shoot with hot women, he had to place a pair of socks down his trunks to keep his tackle in proportion to the rest of his physique. Just shows what pressure media puts on people to conform to pre-conceived notions and that it's not always exclusivly females who have unreasonable expectations placed upon them. BTW,as a fellow animal lover, no malice meant with the "cat being strangled" comment above, as my partner will testify i'm always very nice to pussy. lol

12 Oct 2010

all me