Thanks Baabaa5
To clarify the option of 'no reply'. If stated clearly in a profile that people in a certain group will be ignored. Is it best to create a CRTL-E auto 'thanks but no thanks' message or can they be ignored?
Phew thought my post disappered .. wow it's a sticky one now lol
First, congratulations on becoming sticky! There has to be a one liner in there, but will see what everyone else comes up with! Is that the Swingers Heaven equivalent of a Logie??
And now my question.
Ive noticed on the site that the same photo will then have a different nickname. Does that mean that the people have forgotten their previous name, and create a new profile? Or are they trying to avoid a mad psycho stalker and have changed their profile name? But then why use the same photo?
Please explain for me, oh wise Baa!
Ms A
baabaa,
I often see many ppl on cam having sex. The only thing I do on cam is show from the waist up, and Mr from the waist down. I think it is because, I feel that if anyone is going to see me have sex, it will be the select few I choose to play with. Or do you think it is because i am secretly really shy?
Also I have another question. I have a serious fascination with randomly pinching Mr's nipples. Not during sex, just all the time, in the kitchen, sitting on the lounge...etc. he really hates it, and says it hurts, I dont know why I do it, how can I make myself stop?
Thanks for the help,
Wannaplay97 (MRS)
Note to self: Pinch Baa's nipples next time we see him.
Sticky now? Who did you suck? Errr, I mean suck up to?
Nicely done...
A & J
why is the sky blue and what does that have to do with the price of fish?
A group of apple pickers where out picking apples. On the first day they picked 24 apples between them. The second day, only 18. One the last day they picked 37.
My question is, how many apple pickers were there?
Baabaa - being a good wee kiwi girl and having a natural attachment to warm, soft cuddles and the great outdoors - I now find that I have fallen head over heels in love.
You may think this is great - and it would be BUT....and there's always a but I know - but this is even more complicated than usual.
So, please help me oh All-knowing and seeing Baabaa - I call upon your I need your wise guidance and advice. (perhaps even more - but I'll get to that later)
My infatuation started when I was a mere slip of a girl, frolicking in the paddocks of an Uncles farm. I used to feed the lambs and ride a pet sheep called "ButterCup-FluffyDags". I made daisy-chains for around his handsome neck and fed him the juiciest bits of grass available.
How I loved him - my heart near broke when in the middle of Winter one year, the cruel shearing gang shaved away his woolly garment of sheep-hood. I wrapped him in my spare mink coat (we were very rich, you see) and tucked him up in my bed so he wouldn't get a chill.
As I became a teenager - I used to watch the sheep shagging each other and the shearers rolling in the hay with any lassie whose father owned a brewery, was a supermodel and not just quite smart enough to understand nuclear physics.
Watching the sheep was like poetry in motion. I even wrote a poem in reverence....
I love the Baas, the smell of grass,
the smell of daggy, pooey arse
The oily wool, the cloven hooves
It really gets me in the mood
I fear that I shall never find
my knight who has a sheeps behind
as baautiful as FluffyDags
Until I do - I'll never shag
I shall remain alone and shy
I wonder if there is a guy
who'll be my little sheepie
we'll graze forever through the years
And - here we are today.
I honestly thought I would be alone for life - never having had the love of a man in sheep's clothing.
UNTIL!................. I read this thread...and suddenly.....the lights went on.....it was like a streak of lightening from the heavens....crashing down through me to the mossy, grassy paddock below.
I have found my one true Sheepie Love............ AND IT"S YOU!......
......... and "you're Baaautiful it's true .... I saw your face, in an empty place and I don't know what to do.......
....'cos I'm so in love with Baabaa you."
:love::love::love::love::love:
Oh almightly, allknowing Baa ......
Please please explain to me why women assume leggins are pants??? Its just looks wrong......and we see WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much .....
:scared:
Jazz
xxx
Great idea Deux. Was thinking of how to get something started in the New Year.
Watch this space ;)
To everyone a Merry Xmas and see you all soon. Hope Santa is nice to you all and you have enjoyed the year and this thread.
Thanks for making it a ball and looking forward to answering many more of your questions soon and in the New Year.
I'm not going anywhere. :taz:
BaaBaa - would be pleased to have your opinion on this social question.
Why do men in western societies wear underpants, knickers, jocks, undies, reg grundies, y-fronts, boxers - what is the point of wearing them and what purpose to they serve in the 21st Century.
1. Sexual - When a guy is down to his underwear, the success of his night has already been determined, what he has
underneath is not going to make any difference unless "skid marks" are apparent.
2. Turn on - Yes maybe - some women are turned on by men's sexy underpants but y-fronts? - think Homer Simpson.
3. Hygiene - Possibly - the sweat from your groin is transferred to the underpants or pants, in reality it does not
go anywhere or make any real difference, if you smell, you smell and underpants won't make any difference and
hanging loose ensures constant circulation of fresh air while you are walking.
4. Accidents - If you have a serious accident, your probably stuffed anyway, its just one more item of clothing for the
Accident & Emergency team to cut off.
5. Modesty - Well hardly, this is the 21st century, everybody knows what you have and without the constricting jocks, the
full potential of your masculinity can be apparent as well just how keen you are - shy are we?.
6. Fashion - who cares, only a selected few ever see your underwear and the guy at the laundromat has seen them all
before and how often are men's underwear pinched off the clothesline.
7. Tradition - Maybe, but father and grandfather wore long johns with a flap-at-the-back made from wool and who wears
something just because your father did.
8. Habit - most likely - mumma put your undies out with your jammies and you just continue doing it.
9. Comfort - maybe, but who is comfortable in a pair of tight jocks on a hot day and its too public to scratch.
10. Warmth - maybe - perhaps in winter it does but a micro thin piece of cotton does not make that much difference in a
icy wind.
11. Safety - well yes - any old man or dedicated curry eater will tell you to "never trust a fart", so if that happens,
your in trouble regardless of what you are wearing.
12. Convenience - no - you are in the back seat of the car or at the movies, she pulls down your zip and then its the squiggle
and squirm to get her hand in, but no jocks means she is in fast with plenty of room for a satisfying fondle.
13. Security - well yes, but its only problem with sloppy habits - If you forget to "adjust your attire" you have only yourself to
blame if the horse looks out the stable door and remember, a dead bird does not fall out of the nest so keep you mind
off arousing things until your check your zip.
14. Racist - Is it a cultural or modest superiority that western men wear under clothing but men in Asian, India, Africa,
Middle East and Pacific Islands do not wear anything and most telling, have a very high birth rate - it is thought that
tight underwear lowers fertility in men.
15. Masculinity - The Scotsman will tell you that nothing is worn under the kilt and everything works just fine and few
would doubt the virile toughness of men who are brave enough to wear a skirt in public and be proud of it.
16. Christmas Present - oh yes, how easy is it for the girlfriend to go to K-mart and buy some "sexy boxers" just because
she cannot think of anything else, how cheap is that and its usually your mother who buys them to be "cute".
17. Embarrassment - yes, can happen, you rip the seat out of your pants and white skin shows through, but hey, you could
be wearing a G-string and how sexy is that and at Mardi Gras, the bum out of your pants is almost de rigeur.
18. Showing Off - yes, does happen - you pull the pants down so the top of your expensive Calvin Klein's can be seen,
but its not the same when its just your white Bonds' Y-front, its just looking sloppy, but... how sexy is a show
of skin and just the hint of pubes or maybe, just a suggestion of been "Mr Smooth".
19. Protection - Don't think so - if you get hit full on with a cricket ball or a kick to the goolies, a thin piece of cotton will not
make any difference - scream guy, scream.
20. Conformity - Most likely - you wear them cause every other guy wears them, are we not all individuals and fashion
changes, all men once wore hats as part of their formal attire.
Well thats 20 points and not one of them a good enough reason to continue wearing underpants, i have not worn any for over 30 years and NEVER had a problem, the comfort and freedom has ensured sexual prowess that I trust will continue well into old, old age - so the jock who wears jocks, can you say the same thing and be sure of that.
Baabaa - if you agree, you can lead the charge for Men to be Liberated from the tight constriction that society has put us in
and burn your undies - you don't need them anymore but thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.
Hey Baa,
I have a little issue that has been on my mind for a bit now. Mr and I are very upfront with ppl that we have a "playdate" with. We always talk at length about what we are after. We are very honest about the fact that we do not just want random sex. We want ppl we can relate to and be friends with in and out of the bedroom. That being said, a few months back we had a "playdate" with another couple that says they are on the same page etc etc. We play had a great time. There was one of those nice txt the next day, thanks for the great time etc etc.
Then We have spoken to them after, only once, exchanged a few txts, we were planning a party and they were coming, then no call no show. We txt and called no responses. They just fell of the face of the earth, but only by phone. We would see them on site, no msgs. Basically I feel like a one night stand used for a piece of ass. That has not set well with me at all. Now here we are 3 mos later, we are getting whispers and IM's from them wanting to chat, hookup etc. I refuse to respond. The last one i got asked if We were talking to them anymore. I am a very kind person and do not wish to be nasty. It is all I can do to not go off my head about being treated like a convenient fuck. How should I deal with this, without being nasty?
Please help me with this issue....
Thanks Mrs Wannaplay
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2. Homer Simpson is a fine man .. but more a Mr Burns guy anyway .. don't know if he wears underpants but suggest he would
3. Hygiene .. well I would have to say this is a reason .. better to change you underpants each day than wash your pants after each use .. hanging loose may have better circulation but most men despite the shake still drip lol
4. Agree .. not a believer of wearing good undies in case of emergency .. who cares at that point
5. Modesty .. what's that
6. Fashion ... see above
7. Tradition .. ditto
8. Habit ... possibly
9. Comfort .. yes I do like the feeling sometimes of my frank and beans being kept in close proximity .. especially as I do enjoy running .. I couldn't imagine the flopping around being very comfortable on my 5-10 km runs each week
10. Warmth .. naaah
11. Safety .. really????
12. Convenience .. I see your point
13. Security ... not an issue for me
14. Racist .. no place for this anywhere
15. Masculinity .. lol damn the metrosexual
16. Xmas present .. never get them
17. Embarrassment .. not applicable
18.. Showing off .. for some maybe .. but hey I'm not Marky Mark
19. Protection ... ouch
20. Conformity .. we are all on this site so don't think that's a reason
Anyway I like my undies and so do many .. just take care not to wear them if you have pants with a zip .. if you have ever seen the movie "There's something about Mary" ... you would know what I'm talking about .. don't want any bleeders here then underpants or no underpants I can guarantee an absence from this fair site for a little while ...
Anyway Enjoy your New Year with or without .. and let's all have fun in the New Year ...
Be Safe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!