secret places in Melbourne.....

1 Feb 2012

I am not sure which forum box this fits into, so I will choose this one. A question for those with Melbourne knowledge... I want to take my secret fuck buddy for a casual liaison in Melbourne. Hiring rooms by the hour is tacky, and hiring rooms for the night is not good for the wallet. Finding a caual car park by the beach is ok, but we are not into exhibitions or dogging, and are both over steamy windows and uncomfortable car seats..... So what does Melbourne offer the couple seeking the longish early evening quicke? where are the quiet back alleys, the "love hotels" or the hidden bike sheds? The Dendy is too public, the beach too cold and the park too unsafe, the Boardroom table too career limiting and breaking into showhomes too illegal. I wonder if it is a question that many have pondered and that someone may have the answer to.....