Dirty things to try!

2 Dec 2010

I have a very good sex life at the moment but we are running out of new kinky things to try! Anyone got any ideas we might not have thought of yet? Cheers guys

16 Dec 2010

Hi My name is Dave, get a can of pressure whipped cream, put i fridge to cool. Get some nice sweet juicy strawberries, cut in half hollow out a bit. Get some firmish apricots in syrup. Squirt some cool cream on her nipples and place strawberry on creamed nipple, do other nipple. Place whole apricot just into vagina and surround with whipped cream. Next like and suck cream and strawberry from nipples (not too fast, take time) After this is done she is nearly ready. Next like around clit etc and suck out apricot. Should do the trick. Make sure there is some fruit left for lady to eat or whateve on you. Hope this is as good for you as it was for me. Dave

16 Dec 2010

Quote by needaroot
Hi
My name is Dave, get a can of pressure whipped cream, put i fridge to cool. Get some nice sweet juicy strawberries, cut in half hollow out a bit. Get some firmish apricots in syrup.
Squirt some cool cream on her nipples and place strawberry on creamed nipple, do other nipple.
Place whole apricot just into vagina and surround with whipped cream.
Next like and suck cream and strawberry from nipples (not too fast, take time)
After this is done she is nearly ready.
Next like around clit etc and suck out apricot.
Should do the trick.
Make sure there is some fruit left for lady to eat or whateve on you.
Hope this is as good for you as it was for me.
Dave

Oh well, you forgot the hard boiled eggs.

23 Dec 2010

foot fucking. female lies on back with soles of feet together, making a gap at bridge of feet. male inserts into gap. feels good if female has soft feet.

1 Jan 2011

First you have to understand that the major sex organ lies between your ears, so use your imagination. Here are a few things that have worked for us: Role play is great. Have a safe word to end the action if somebody is not comfortable (eg. Red) and discuss how far you want to go with it. One of our favourites is to Blindfold the lady and have her loosely bound to the bed by one foot. Tell her you have invited a few mates around to watch porno's and she will be there for their use if they get too horny. You can play the part of all the 'mates' or have a friend or two to help out. Take her to a restaurant with a shortish skirt and no pants. The restaurant should have tablecloths on the tables, and a booth is better. Sit next to her and finger her (even when the waiter is taking her order) Get a good book on roleplay for some more ideas Fire

3 Jan 2011

When its a stinking hot night we get a few blankets, go outside and put them on the lawn, then get candles, incense, wine and a big bucket of ice cubes - made with some vanilla, rosewater or something smelling nice. strip down and rub ice all over each other, icy cold nipples and a cool cock. see how long she can keep an icecube in her pussy and you can hold some icecubes on your cock, then have a cool cool fuck - a great way to beat the heat, have fun and put on a show for the neighbours who may just cum over to join in. good luck